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Funny poems about school. Inspirational Poems About School

They say there are schools
Where the fence is is from a palisade.
To all the children from these schools
They stake very often!

There are many other schools
Where they don’t put a “stake” at all,
What do you call the fences there?
I suggest:
"Frequents"!

If it's a break at school,
So, a fight is a must!
Here Popov is pushing Petrov,
Treblet Koshkin Komarova,
Mosquitoes are already squeaking -
The new form is cracking!
And at the new break
I gave Popov to Gena,
And the Mosquito attacked the Cat
And I gave him a little.
That's what change is for,
So that there are shifts in fights!

Grandfathers to school
no need to walk.
I wish I could
live to see this.

Givargizov A.

Dream. Alarm. Shower. Charger.
Breakfast. Tea. Briefcase. Notebook.
Shoes. Path. Crows. Check.
Being late. Fail.

Turn. Behavior.
Two. Head teacher Sadness.
Clarification. Call.
Running up the stairs. Lesson.

Numbers. Rules. Torment.
Light. Window. Dreams. Visions.
Verbal counting. Example. Board.
Multiplication. Yearning.

Two. Disappointment.
Perspective. Punishment.
Optimism. The fight against vice.
Jokes. Laughter. End of lessons!

House. One. Hooray! Toys.
Soup. Pancakes. Compote. Cheesecakes.
Rest. Cartoon program.
Telephone. Computer. Mother.

Meeting. Kiss. Diary.
Oh! Belt. Questions. Scream.
Excuses. Snot. Tears.
Exclamations. Threats.

Reconciliation. Textbook.
- Do it yourself! - Yes. Reshebnik.
Dinner. Bath. Relaxation.
Repeat tomorrow morning:

Dream. Alarm. Shower. Charger…

Varlamova T.

If you start right away
Only get A's -
At home they will soon get used to them
And they won't notice.

Therefore, turn on your brains:
Get a couple of deuces
Mom will be indignant
But don’t argue, just keep quiet.

And then again
You can get five
Mom will definitely become
Kiss and hug.

Take a secret look at her
And sit and groan,
Hint: these fives are
Oh, they are not easy!

Bundur O.

We've been here for an hour today
They cleaned out the new class.
A hundred toffee papers
A hundred bits and notes
We discovered it.

There were only three lessons
Not five
And not six.
How did we manage to do so much?
Write, read and eat?!!

Makhotin S.

I once accidentally
I dozed off during class.

I feel comfortable and pleasant
I'm sailing on a boat
And one thing is not clear to me,
Whether in a dream or in reality.

Suddenly out of nowhere
Sounds in the distance:
- Shura Volkova,
to the blackboard!

And then a miracle happened:
I'm sailing on a boat
And in a dream I tear water lilies,
And I learned the lesson without hesitation
I answer in reality.

Got a C+
But I took a nap in style.

Agniya Barto

Our Petka Rubashkin is very contagious,
It's dangerous to approach him, guys!
You can't talk to him on the phone -
Even so, he can infect all of you!

Who even looked at Petka through the crack,
Even though I was wearing a gauze bandage, I got sick.
But our Petka is not in a rash, not hoarse,
And he doesn’t have the mumps, and he doesn’t have the flu.

I’ll tell you a secret for those who don’t know:
He...infects us with a bad example!

Teacher,
With me
You did it
Cruel
But not on your own
I got hurt
Wine.

The shell rustled
During the lesson…
And the sea is all around
extended
Wide…
And rushed
The ship is mine
Towards the wave...

From the spectacle
It was impossible to tear it away
Eye…
Teacher,
Why are you
brought me back
To class?

Ostrovsky S.

Clown is on stage!
He makes good jokes
Say a word -
And laughter is heard.

School explodes
With volleys of laughter:
Clown - first grader!
What fun!

Girls laughing
Especially the call!
But he doesn't laugh
One of the girls.

Something's ruffled
This girl:
- I don't feel like it
Choking from laughter!

The girls whisper:
- She's not laughing
Tanka can't stand it
Someone else's success.

Agniya Barto

I was walking home from school
Slowly slowly,
He kept coming up with excuses.
Carrying a four
According to natural history,
And in Russian -
Half a quarter.

Aldonina R.

Can I work with such a board?
But dad never dreamed of her!
I ran my hand lightly across the screen -
And immediately the picture changed.

I'm standing at the blackboard, there's no chalk in my hands
And somehow the decision is difficult,
Well why is it impossible
Contact a friend's mobile phone:

From Vovka’s mobile phone - and an immediate response
Would appear on the board instantly,
Well, why isn't this function available?
And there absolutely should be!

Bundur O.

On Tuesday the bed let me down -
I couldn't wake up on time.
I forgot my briefcase the day before yesterday
There was a banana in it - I had to go back.
I figured out my mistakes,
I wanted to come on time today,
But I went too fast
And flew past the school.

He reaches his hand over the desk and pulls.
Surely no one will even look at him?

There is no need to make notes in the journal or diary.
It's enough that he penetrated the secret,

That a miracle has happened, the problem has been solved...
Please ask! Do me a favor!

Valentin Berestov

You can sleep on math
In botany and Russian.
In gym class
Out of habit, though, it’s narrow,
Hard and rather high -
The horizontal bar still presses -
I put cotton wool
And I’m almost used to it already.
Birds sleep on branches, chickens,
Flies sleep on the ceiling...
In gym class
Andrey is sleeping on the horizontal bar.

Mom writes me the decision,
Dad sat down with an essay.
Tomorrow at school I'll get an A,
I'll get it only for dexterity.

Ivanov's diary is buried here.
Ivanov treated him harshly.
But if Ivanov had not been harsh,
That would have been a harsh father with Ivanov.

Weiner B.

I wish I could live until the holidays
The student dreams
I'd like to throw it further away
With grades diary!

I wish I could live until the holidays
The teacher dreams
After all, what the teacher could not do,
Not even God can do it!

The problem is not solved -
At least kill it!
Think, think, head
Hurry up!
Think, think, head,
I'll give you some candy
On your birthday I'll give you
A new beret.
Think think -
Once again I ask!
I'll wash you with soap!
I'll comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
Otherwise I’ll hit you on the top of your head!

Boroditskaya M.

All!
The end of the learning torment!
Summer!
Judge for yourself:
A whole year of granite science
Gnawing with baby teeth.

A whole year of memories:
In lessons plus after-school...
How is there such a wealth of knowledge?
Does it fit in a child?

In the body of a high school student
There is no more space left.
But on holidays I quickly
I will overcome my fatigue.

I'll raise myself decently
At grandma's and at the dacha,
So that it's great in the fall
Click new tasks.

To school curriculum
From socks to top
Wedged in tightly
Well, straight away
Like cucumbers in a tub.

Smetanin A.

I opened my notebook,
Briefcase in the snow.
And I can’t take my eyes off the top five!
Beautiful!
With a period.
Carrots are redder.
The notebook is so elegant with it!

Fadeeva L.

Every day I'm in class
Like on the battlefield.
My opponent Vasya
He doesn't take his eyes off Olya.

Losers are running around
A whole evening on the slide.
And I'm sitting over books,
I need A's.
Legs are numb
And my back has a cold.
I'd rather retire
Take a well-deserved rest.

Givargizov A.

I have letters in my notebook
They are going to the mountains.
When checking an essay
Teachers argue.

Textbooks are like bricks
Size, shape and weight.
For those who decided to get a certificate,
It is advisable to be Hercules.

I can do pull-ups many times,
I've been doing exercises since the morning.
But the school bag bends into an arc,
It was as if I was going on a hike.

I won't throw my bag away, keep that in mind!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.

Starikov A.

We're done studying
The class handed over textbooks,
My textbook is the cleanest -
I didn't open it.

On Monday I tried
And I held out without any deuces.
Tuesday too – well done!
He walked with a beaming face.
But Wednesday...
Thursday…
And Friday!!!
Who will see the diary?
Backing away...
My poor dear dad
Dedicated a day off to me.
We wrote
We read
We shared
Did you read!
We didn't watch football!
We forgot that we were tired!…
And I thought -
Well, honestly! –
What is INTERESTING to study!

Fadeeva L.

I will study for many years
Don't yawn and don't be lazy,
Don't hide in the silence of the night
Over the notebooks of the eyes,

So that, after completing the training course,
Get a medical diploma
Make a stern face
And send a letter:

"Citizen school director,
Come for injections!”

Bad I.

We quietly go to class,
Let's get ready, let's go.
We don’t pass by knowledge
And we won’t leave the lesson.

What a strange day today!
Petrov opened the door with a bow -
He let Marina Glebovna in,
And then our whole class jumped up!

Maksimov brings her a bouquet,
Singers - a box of chocolates,
The girls, shouting joyfully,
Large crystal jug.

And I'm the only one sitting
I'm in the general hubbub - I'm not buzzing.
My gift is cooler than theirs,
He will outshine others!

Yes! The teacher will be happy -
Yesterday I learned a lesson!

Frolov A.

She's ready to wear anything
But this “something” should be fashionable!
And if it were fashionable to study,
She would have been an excellent student long ago!

Vasily is the bravest in our class!
Bandits, storms, wolves - nothing!
And Vasya is afraid of only one thing -
Solve problems at school at the blackboard.

Writing dictations is torture for you!
What could be more disgusting and boring?
But the fences are all without exception
You wrote all over your street.

Ulanova L.

When the candy runs out -
Everyone is very upset.
And when the oranges run out -
Everyone is upset too.

And when the lessons are over -
Rarely does anyone get upset:
They'll meet in the yard soon,
They put on their armor,
They learn to ride each other,
They are swinging at full speed on the swing...
In general, a lot of things happen,
When classes end.

But candy and oranges
They differ from lessons in that
What if they end?
That’s for sure - they’re completely ending,
It is unknown how long they end...
You can really despair!

And lessons from oranges
That's what makes them different
That never end until the end -
Every day they happen again.
Even extra ones are appointed...
That's the thing
what is.
This is not going well!

Shevchuk I.

And I have a briefcase in my hand

With a heavy deuce in the diary!
And everyone walks lightly.

And everyone is walking here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And near house number two
There is bus number two,
And the steamer from afar
For some reason it rang two beeps...

And my legs barely drag,
And my legs barely drag,
And my head hung down
Like the head of the number two!

And everyone is walking here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And someone sings a song,
Someone is selling candy
And someone buys...

And I have a briefcase in my hand
With a huge D in the diary!
With a heavy deuce in the diary!

And everyone walks lightly...

Moshkovskaya E.

I wrote cheat sheets all night!
Didn't sleep, exhausted, tired.
Now I’m standing, pulling for a ticket
- Will I be happy or not?

And now, the ticket is already in your hands,
There is white in the eyes, like in the clouds...
- Hooray! I wrote all night for good reason!
“Napoleon,” I read.

It's in my cheat sheet!
I wish I could read it now.
I'm hiding like a cockroach
And I reach into my right pocket.

I'm reading: "Crimean War".
I don't need this topic!
And quietly, like a cockroach,
I reach into my left pocket.

I look: “The Baptism of Rus'.”
Have mercy, Lord!
Well, how can I pass the exam?!
And I started looking for a cheat sheet!

I searched in boots and socks,
In a shirt, in trousers, in a jacket!
And I was terribly surprised
Where did Napoleon go?!

But my thought suddenly woke up!
And I, having overcome my fear,
I remembered everything I wrote about!
And a flurry of knowledge erupted!

Austerlitz, Napoleon,
Kutuzov and Bagration!
Council in Fili, fire in Moscow, -
Everything was found in my head!

So I got an A
But frankly speaking,
I'm saddened to the point of tears now,
Why did you bring a cheat sheet to school?

Varlamova T.

We sighed: “Those times...” -
Taras got sick.
How to treat him now?
How to alleviate suffering?
Taras moans pitifully -
Apparently it hurts a lot.
We said: “And we
There was no test..."
Taras sat on the bed
And put on a shirt.
And he said: “Those times...
Well, I gave up...”

Shlygin A.

Oh my little feet!
Oh you little legs!
Why aren't you going?
Along the path?

Oh you little hands,
They hung like whips.
No good why
For work?

You little head
Always riotous and cheerful,
The nose is almost in melancholy-sadness
Hung it?

Ali don't want to go to school
Unhappy ones,
Where they fight
The teachers are terrible
Loading hard
Is the falcon clear?
Be patient a little longer
A small fraction.

Two days for you
All that's left is to suffer.
Summer is soon -
Well, who studies in the summer?

Smetanin A.

We quickly formed our class in pairs,
We will be vaccinated urgently today.
Even though our parents took us to the hospital,
This important vaccine was missed.

Because of this missed vaccine,
There is no discipline in our class.
In class we sometimes cry, sometimes we laugh,
Some of us chew, some sleep, and some fight.

So that we can become an example for the whole school,
We will now be taught... good manners.

“Change, change!” –
The call is ringing.
Vova will definitely be the first
Flies out of the threshold.
Flies over the threshold -
Seven are knocked off their feet.

Is it really Vova?
Dozed off the entire lesson?
Is this really Vova?
Five minutes ago, not a word
Couldn't you tell me at the board?

If he is, then undoubtedly
There's a big change with him!
You can't keep up with Vova!
Look how bad he is!
He made it in five minutes
Redo a bunch of things:

He set three steps
(Vaska, Kolka and Seryozhka),
Rolled somersaults
He sat astride the railing,
Dashingly plopped off the railing,
Got a slap on the head

He gave someone back on the spot,
He asked me to write off the tasks, -
In a word, I did everything I could!
Well, here comes the call again...
Vova trudges back to class.
Poor! There is no face on it!

“Nothing,” Vova sighs, “
- Let's relax in class!

Boris Zakhoder

Today is my day of bad luck,
And the test is proof of this,
What can I write on Monday?
It was my birthday yesterday.
And the cheat sheet is a faithful guardian angel,
In my sleeve he lies motionless,

Turns away from me for a moment.

She stopped far from me...
I looked back to see
Didn't she look back?

And my neighbor, the guy, is also a slacker,
He was at my birthday yesterday,
And I saw his rubbish,
Either a formula, or a vision,
A girl sits behind me - my savior,
Gray-eyed excellent student Dasha,
And I'm waiting for my beloved teacher,
He will move away from our Dasha.

She walked like a queen through the rows,
She stopped far from me...
I looked back to see
Didn't she look back?
To see how I would copy.

Bon E.

As is known, nature
There is no more bad weather -
Every season is good in its own way.
Hurricanes, hail of bullets
Or drought in July -
There is both good and reason in everything.

If the sea is stormy,
Life is not nice for sailors.
But whenever the ninth wave -
It’s clear even to a cretin
What then would be your picture?
Aivazovsky did not draw.

There is, of course, no doubt
That flood is dangerous.
But the Neva would not overflow,
If poor Peter would not suffer -
Essay “The Bronze Horseman”
Pushkin would have written the hell out of it.

If the elements are raging,
Shall I bring sins upon my soul?
Take and scold the terrible sky?
Why be sad about the bitter lot,
Better to be happy: at school
Our lessons may be canceled!!!

Sirota L.

Petya and I were walking home from school,
They carried two at a time - what a shame!
And the friend said: “To become cheerful,
You need to see the positive here!”

Where can you find such a miracle?
I didn’t find anything positive...
Tell me, is he scary or handsome?
I've never met him!

You're a weirdo, brother! After all, he is everywhere!
For example, a deuce will happen,
But I won’t be sad about it, -
After all, someone has one!

Yes, that's right! There is a deuce in the briefcase...
- But if you think positively,
She is the ONE of everything and only!
You can't expel us for this!

Do you understand? Don't be sad in vain!
There is good in bad!
After all, life in the world is so wonderful!
Everything will definitely work out!

Look! Huge crow
Spun in the sky above us!
- Hurry up and bend under the maple branch!
She digested the food!

Oh oh! Spot! What a bad day!
The suit is dirty! How disgusting...
- They’ll definitely buy a new jacket,
And this is very positive!

Well! Let's go play football, -
I see the players on the field!
We are unlikely to get bored with them,
And we will find positive things in football!

Throw it, pass it! Glasses are broken!
What a pity... But the goal was scored beautifully!
- But we are even with the enemy!
And there’s a lot of positive stuff here!

My palm was hit by a ball,
And my finger hurts all the time...
- But you for two weeks
Free from the piano!

The day has passed. They were waiting for us in the briefcases
Preposition, verb, infinitives...
And we all breathed the air
And we found positives...

We were looking for positivity all day, -
We arrived home at about six...
And then dads showed us
That there are negatives too.

Varlamova T.

Seasons of the school year

Autumn

Autumn rain drums on my window
There are puddles and fallen leaves near the school.
And the gray clouds and the wet path,
And there was dirt everywhere, and my head hurt...

Sad nature sheds tears of sorrow.
My heart is sad and I want to sleep.
Well, what a shame in inclement weather

Winter

The earth is shrouded in a crystal shroud,
Children dive into white snowdrifts,
The skates are sharpened and the skis are in front of me,
The snowstorm is over, and it’s time to go to the forest.

The street is full of cheerful people!
Winter the prankster invites you to play in the snow!
Well, what a shame in frosty weather
Do you have to give schoolchildren so many lessons?!

Spring

The spring rays warmed the whole earth,
Green grass is everywhere,
And bird trills flow over us,
And the sun is shining and your head is spinning!

Enchantress nature beckons you into your arms!
I look outside and feel like going for a walk...
Well, what a shame in wonderful weather
Should we, the unfortunate children, be given lessons?!

Nikita hurried to class,
Walked without slowing down,
Suddenly a puppy growls at him,
A shaggy mongrel.

Nikita is an adult! He's not a coward!
But Tanyusha walked nearby,
She said: - Oh, I'm afraid! —
And immediately there were tears in a hail.

But then Nikita saved her,
He showed courage
He said: - Go quietly to class! —
And he drove the mongrel away.

His Tanyusha is on the way
Thanks for your courage.
-Save her one more time
Nikita wanted it.

You'll get lost in the forest
And I will come and save you! —
He offered it to Tanya.

Oh no! - she answered.-
I won't go for a walk alone
My friends will come with me.

You can drown in the river!
You'll drown someday! —
Nikita proposed to her. —
I won't let you go down!

I won’t drown myself! —
She responds angrily.

She didn't understand him...
But that’s not the point!
He's all the way to the corner
He saved Tanyusha bravely.
In my dreams I saved her from a wolf...
But then the guys came to class.

Happy child 03.02.2018

Dear readers, you will agree that school years are a special time. No one remembers them indifferently; everyone has both good and bright memories associated with them, as well as memories of unpleasant moments. Likewise, for our children, school is dear and loved in its own way and, of course, teaches them a lot. The first teacher, friends and classmates, joint hikes and trips, long-awaited vacations, school love, successfully overcome difficulties - school gives us so much experience, so many impressions that it is not surprising that so many poems have been written about school and school years.

This collection is dedicated to poems about school. These are poems about different classes, about the first of September, about graduation, about meeting and farewell to school, and, of course, there are funny poems among them, because at school, despite all the serious and responsible attitude towards it, there is always a reason for laughter and fun.

Poems about school for primary school children

For children, the transition from kindergarten to school is a very important moment. Everything is unusual and arouses interest, the guys feel grown up, and new stage awakens joy and excitement in life. In this section you will find poems about first teachers, true friends, holidays and lessons.

Maximum and minimum

Counselor Lena at recess
She gave advice to the quiet Gena:
- To become an excellent student, Ivanov,
The maximum is needed
patience,
works,
will,
perseverance,
diligence,
sleeping at night,
notebook writing...
– Is it possible to have a minimum? – he mumbled to Lena.
- Minimum? Can. Minimum laziness!
Igor Shevchuk

New school

Dad, mom, grandma
I told you everything:
How we walked to the music
From the great hall
How then we are in class
We sat well
Like Anna Pavlovna
The girls looked
How we are to Anna Pavlovna
They answered in chorus,
How we our desks
Confused at first
As the sticks wrote,
Drawing a vase
And poems about a bird
We learned it right away.
Mom and grandma are happy,
My dad is happy
And I like it myself
At our new school.
N. Naydenova

Just leaving for school

Just leaving for school,
Yes, I sat at my desk,
Yes, I signed my name in the notebook,
Yes, I looked at the board,
I got noisy during recess,
I listened to all my friends -
All of a sudden
Holidays
For some reason
They attacked me!
Lyudmila Fadeeva

Kolya goes to first grade
Music school.
Covered double bass
Three times more than Kolya.
Jump straight through the puddles
He rushes to school.
- Well, he’s a little guy and a strong man! –
Then the people laugh.
How so? The answer is simple:
The double bass inside is empty.
Oleg Grigoriev

I'm in the fourth grade,
I love my school.
As soon as I arrive, say hello to everyone.
I'll shout to the whole class.
I always learn lessons
I still go to clubs.
Your school is very nice
Guys, I find it.
And I love studying here,
And get straight A's
And after the holidays
Walk back to school again.
N. Safo

Beautiful and touching poems about school

School is faithful friends, kind teachers, favorite subjects, first of September. There are many pleasant and good memories associated with the school. And even if there was something bad, it has long since lost its edge, got worn out, forgotten...

School

As if out of habit
as if as always,
I'll jump off the train
and I'll come here.
Irrigation puddles,
glare mess.
I'll be surrounded again
old houses.
Poplar in the summer heat.
Pooh flies into your face.
Painted picket fence,
school porch.
Our classroom is empty
the desks are out of order.
Under your foot with a crunch
the chalk crumbled.
Just now (you see
signs on the board?),
just now (can you hear
screams in the distance?),
just from here
we left with you
crowded at noon
hot blue.
Signs on the doors
suddenly so familiar!
...But from the train
don't have time to go out
P. Serebryakov

Notebooks

The notebooks rustled in the briefcase,
They decided what was more important in life.
The lined notebook mutters:
- Grammar!
And the notebook grumbles into the cage:
- Mathematics!
How did notebook and notebook reconcile,
It still remains a mystery to us.

Triangle

In high school, every student
Studying the triangle.
Some three corners
And the work is for centuries.

Briefcase

In winter he runs on the street,
And in the summer it lies in the room.
But only autumn comes,
He takes me by the hand.
And again in the rain and snowstorm
My briefcase walks with me

Rubber

I am an eraser. I am a rubber band
Little grimy back.
But my conscience is clear:
I erased the blot from the sheet!

Bookmark

I am an elegant bookmark.
I'm lying here for order.
Don't flip the pages in vain.
Where is the bookmark, read there!

Brush

Above the paper above the sheet
The brush waves its tail.
And not just waving,
And he smears the paper,
Paints in different colors.
Wow, what a beauty!

Beautiful poems about school from famous poets

The school leads children from the first lessons along the paths of knowledge and skills. It is not surprising that many poets have more than once dedicated their poems to the school. The school leaves indelible memories in our memory.

Calls

Volodin's marks
I'll find out without the diary.
If a brother comes with a three -
Three bells ring.

If suddenly in our apartment
The ringing begins -
So five or four
He received it today.

If he comes with a deuce -
I hear from afar:
Two short sounds are heard
Indecisive call.

Well, what if one is
He knocks quietly on the door.
Agniya Barto

September holiday

Every year the call is funny
Brings us together.
Hello, autumn! Hello school!
Hello, our favorite class.

Let us feel a little sorry for summer -
We will not be sad in vain.
Hello, the road to knowledge!
Hello, September holiday!
Vladimir Stepanov

In class

The cold hands crumpled the apron,
The spoiled girl is all pale and trembling.
Grandmother will be sad: her granddaughter
Suddenly - one!

The teacher looks as if he doesn’t believe
These tears in the downcast gaze.
Ah, one is a big loss!
First grief!

Tear after tear fell, sparkling,
The page floats away in white circles...
Will the teacher know what
Is pain a unit?
Marina Tsvetaeva

If there were no teacher,
It probably wouldn’t have happened
Neither poet nor thinker,
Neither Shakespeare nor Copernicus.
And to this day, probably,
If there were no teacher,
Undiscovered Americas
Remained unopened.
And we wouldn’t be Icari,
We would never have soared into the sky,
If only through his efforts we
The wings were not grown.
Without him there would be a good heart
The world was not so amazing.
Because it is very dear to us
Our teacher's name!
Veronica Tushnova

Funny poems with humorous scenes make us remember that school is not only about study and knowledge, lessons and homework, but also funny incidents, interesting stories, incidental situations!

Homework

– Did you really decide everything yourself, Nina?
– By myself... Only, really, half of it.
- And who is on the other?
- Mom decided.
True, her grandmother helped her a little.
Only they didn’t agree on the answer -
The neighbor must have messed something up.
And the brother intervened - a sage was found...
Thank you, my father is back from work!
Igor Shevchuk

"Five"

I told my dad and mom:
- You can
Check it yourself.
Lay it upside down
My school notebook
Place a mirror nearby.
Do you see?
Homework assignment
And under it there is a mark.
Make sure
It's five".
Roman Sef

Textbooks

Textbooks are like bricks
Size, shape and weight.
For those who decided to get a certificate,
It is advisable to be Hercules.
I can do pull-ups many times,
I've been doing exercises since the morning.
But the school bag bends into an arc,
It was as if I was going on a hike.
I won't throw my bag away, keep that in mind!
This is out of the question.
I will become a scientist and find a way
How to make textbooks easier.
A. Starikov

Half marks

I was walking home from school
Slowly slowly,
He kept coming up with excuses.
Carrying a four
According to natural history,
And in Russian -
Half a quarter.
R. Aldonina

Loser student Kukushkin

There are classics in the world
Lermontov and Pushkin.
Available in fourth grade "A"
Loser student Kukushkin.
Everyone knows Lermontov,
Everyone knows Pushkin.
Who knows?
Loser Kukushkin?
And the poor student is known
At school number seven,
And the loser is known,
Oddly enough,
What a loser doesn't know
Nikolay Kukushkin,
What is Lermontov famous for?
What is Pushkin famous for?
M. Bertenev

I once accidentally
I dozed off during class.

I feel comfortable and pleasant
I'm sailing on a boat
And one thing is not clear to me,
Whether in a dream or in reality.

Suddenly out of nowhere
Sounds in the distance:
– Shura Volkova,
to the blackboard!

And then a miracle happened:
I'm sailing on a boat
And in a dream I tear water lilies,
And I learned the lesson without hesitation
I answer in reality.

Got a C+
But I took a nap in style.

Poems about school for graduation for grades 9-11

School years fly by in one short moment. And now yesterday’s first-graders are taking their final exams, saying goodbye to their teachers and good friends. They are waiting for the last call, prom and such an alluring, but difficult adult life.

The sun pours into the schoolyard like a stream.
The bouquets contain fragrant lilacs.
And it echoes everywhere
The last bell rings with a piercing trill!
He will remain in memory forever,
And the schoolyard and the sunny stream!
We congratulate you, friends, heartily!
Last time the bell is ringing for you!

This is a joyful holiday
And he's a little sad.
Together with the ball into the sky
We will let go of childhood.
Alumni Ribbons
We will put on ourselves
But where is this sadness?
Our bright day?
School is letting us go
And calls us back
Let us think about the future
Both easy and pleasant,
But it's time to understand:
We won't go back to school
Just one last thing
Let's turn around once.
You taught me everything:
Don't be afraid of problems
Be responsible for yourself
And stick to each other.
School, dear school,
But the time will come,
Maybe one of us
Suddenly he will become a teacher.
Last call
We hurry, smiling.
How many roads are there in life?
So go without being afraid,
Dear graduate,
We all continue on our way,
New life dawns
We are meeting today!

Here Bach's fugues sound reverently,
Here is the sun of life, the smells of the sea
Mozart's sonatas speak to me.
I am glad that there is a teacher at school,
The one I love the most.
For my music, born of the piano,
I thank him from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you for your kindness and affection,
For a bright moment of success
And the cry of false notes,
For competitions an exciting fairy tale.
May the music lesson last forever!

The tablet of knowledge is a blackboard.
And for ten whole years according to that tablet
Drawings, numbers and words ran,
And someone's hand erased them.
To the left, the windows are almost the entire wall,
To the right is a door, like the entrance to the stage.
And behind? But look ahead.
Don’t even think about looking back – you’ll get there!

The sun is above the desk, summer is at your feet.
How long does it last, last call?
The universe doesn't fit in the windows,
The school watches, but itself shrinks.
Views fly over the distant helm,
With a sharp lancet, a mighty machine,
And over the country, like over an assembly hall,
The day is filled with blue and scarlet,
School farewell crystal bell...

Today is a holiday at school.
Merry, sad holiday,
And the thick blue looked out the windows.
There's so much noise everywhere
And so many different rumors,
That I even felt a little dizzy.
Dressy girls
Smart boys
They will laugh loudly
Then they suddenly fall silent again.
And somehow unusual,
Both happy and sad
In this elegant hall
We can sit and stand.

Home school! Bright time!
A noisy crowd hurried here.
To plunge into joy here in the morning
And take this joy with you.
Dear oasis!.. A spring of creativity...
We were all romantics, poets,
Everyone who came close to him at least once
Then over a blank piece of Whatman paper.
Living in my own special world,
Then Peter was bending over his pen,
They were gathering at Yura’s apartment.
And let those school years pass,
We can't escape the past.
There is no memory stronger than the memory of the heart,
What stays with us forever.
Oasis dear! Bright time...

We went to first grade, we sat down at our desks,
And many people don’t remember their first lesson.
And every spring came closer every time
Our sad, sad, farewell call.

School called us, science attracted us,
And we were bored playing in the yard.
Minute lessons have become habitual,
There are so many good things in school time.

Here we were taught and raised,
There were good teachers here.
We are leaving school for new children,
Farewell and see you, my school.

Congratulations on graduating from school in verse

For every school graduate, doors open to another world, completely different from the one that came before. The children have grown up, and everyone will go their own way and choose their own path.

The years flew by unnoticed -
Goodbye, school, forever!
Know this minute of parting
You will never be able to forget!
Try to make your dream come true
And go boldly into a great life!
Believe in friendship, don’t doubt yourself -
Success and happiness lie ahead!

Happy and easy tasks to you,
Wonderful finds and new victories!
Congratulations to you Congratulations to the school,
Great achievements and life without troubles!

Let the end of school
This will be just the first step!
Let all roads lead
Toward a clearly defined goal!
May there be success ahead
In all areas of life at once!
Let it beat in unison with yours
The heart of the mighty Fatherland!

The globe model is
Not just a globe, but a planet.
Now, having graduated from school, you know:
Life is a ray of sunshine.
May many things be possible
Amazing things are waiting nearby!
Let happiness become an ocean
Success - like a stormy waterfall!

You were older, but still children,
The whole world revolved around the school floors.
But as you grow up you need to move on
To the next floor of your destiny...

And the world is waiting for you - open and big,
He will be fickle and jealous,
But don’t let his tough temper scare you:
Don't miss us, graduates!

Your last bell is ringing,
Eleventh grade,
But he doesn’t call to class -
He accompanies you.
He will be happy and victorious
Let it be a harbinger.
What awaits you ahead is a secret;
But what is more beautiful than secrets?..
Let this mystery bloom
It turns out to be fate
What will lead you to success
Quickly follow along!

Happy victory, friends! The long-awaited moment of fate!
Blooming, elegant June times
He came, pleasant, cheerful, welcome,
Your joyful holiday, your day is graduation!
Feel free to hit the road! To your rainbow-colored distances
Fly on the wings of a beautiful destiny,
May you be bypassed by sadness
And many good things lie ahead!
I wish you happiness, success, health,
Smiles from greeting family and friends,
May the road be wonderful and bright
Into the world of bright discoveries and bold ideas!

Poems to the school principal and head teacher from graduates

For teachers

Teachers! Like a light on the way!
What a fiery heart you need,
To bring light to people,
So that his trace cannot be erased forever!

Teachers! Your kindness is boundless...
All thoughts and deeds are full of spirituality.
We always bow to you
And we promise not to stray from the path of knowledge!

Thank you for your noble work,
Teachers, seekers, poets at heart!
Neither years nor barriers will erase
Mentors words and wise advice.

May respect, pride and honor
Your difficult path is inspired,
And let the years be lost,
Russia, the Motherland knows its heroes!

The last bell rings, and summer has come,
It rang loudly throughout the area,
The news will rush across the world,
And everyone will say what they wanted.
It’s such a pleasure to congratulate the director,
And I personally wish you success,
We wish you interesting students
Meet more often in school practice.
And we'll be back soon, time will pass,
And we will bring our tribe to the threshold of the school.

Our head teacher at school is an irreplaceable person,
You are fair and strict at times,
But you are still loved by your students,
In your work you just go with your head!

The last bell rings - very sad,
And we say goodbye to school forever,
Without us, our school will not be empty,
New guys will come here!

May your work be pleasant
Always monitor the educational process
Let there be less stress and worries,
And come here with joy!

Don’t forget the way to your home school, remember the best moments school life, flip through your school album more often. Read poems to your children about school, about friends and classmates, about strict but kind teachers. Touching poems about school will help your children love it even more, and you will remember again the wonderful days of your school years.

We present you funny poems about school for children. We have a large selection, so on this page you can choose what you like best. See also school humor - jokes about school and funny scenes about school.

1. I would rather retire

Losers are running around
A whole evening on the slide.
And I'm sitting over books,
I need A's.
Legs are numb
And my back has a cold.
I'd rather retire
Take a well-deserved rest.
(A. Givargizov)

2. On the test

The problem is not solved -
even kill me!
Think, think, head
hurry up!
Think, think, head,
I'll give you some candy
On your birthday I'll give you
A new beret.
Think think -
For once I ask!
I'll wash you with soap!
I'll comb it!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
Otherwise I’ll hit you on the top of your head!
(M. Boroditskaya)

3. Unusual school

There are many different schools in the world.
It's a pity that among these schools
There is no such school yet.
This is where I would go!

The animals there will teach people
All your skills.
And there will be no better school.
What's there? Let's see together.

The teacher cat will teach us
Living carefree in the world:
Think everything through better
And don’t rush.

The dog will teach you not to give up,
Stand until the last.
And also teach you how to fight
And always forgive friends.

The bunny will teach you patience
The mouse will teach dexterity,
Parrot to repeat
He will teach us all sciences.

Many different teachers
At this school, you understand.
But there are few items there.
Only: “How can we be human.”
(L. Slutskaya)

4. Who will learn what

What's first?
Will the cat learn?
- Grab it!
What's first?
Will the bird learn?
- Fly!
What's first?
Will the student learn?
- Read!
(V. Berestov)

5. At dawn

At dawn, at dawn
The best catch for a fisherman.
At dawn, at dawn
The mushroom picker's best mushroom.
At dawn, at dawn
Bird calls from all sides.
At dawn, at dawn
At the lazy man's best sleep!
(V. Berestov)

6. Who is Nophelet?

What a scientist Fedya has become!
Who could compare with Fedya?
He flipped through the whole summer
Encyclopedia volumes.
Famous people, for example,
He knows everyone... down to the letter R.

Come on, Fedya, give me the answer:
Who was Nophelet?

Who? Nophelet? Ah, Nophelet...
I'll tell you this,
What a shame for people your age
Don't know about Nophelet!
Lived in ancient Rome
Nophelet -
Either a sage or a poet. -

How does he know?
Such a sage?
We are just the word "te-le-fon"
Read it to him from the end.
And it turned out to be No-fe-let -
Either a sage or a poet.
(V. Berestov)

7. First two

And I have a briefcase in my hand

And everyone walks lightly.

And everyone is walking here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And near house number two
There is bus number two,
And the steamer from afar
For some reason it rang two beeps...

And my legs barely drag,
And my legs barely drag,
And my head hung down
Like the head of the number two!

And everyone is walking here and there
And just like that, and on business.
And someone sings a song,
Someone is selling candy
And someone buys...

And I have a briefcase in my hand
With a huge D in the diary!
With a heavy deuce in the diary!

And everyone walks lightly...
(E. Moshkovskaya)

8. School epitaph

Ivanov's diary is buried here.
Ivanov treated him harshly.
But if Ivanov had not been harsh,
That would have been a harsh father with Ivanov.
(B. Weiner)

9. Just yesterday you were a baby...

Just yesterday you were a baby,
My little son
Now you are sitting at your desk,
There is a book in front of you.

Just yesterday you were walking into the garden,
I didn’t want to go to bed.
Today I collected my briefcase myself,
And he didn’t forget to wash his face.

Just yesterday you were a baby,
My little prankster
Today you proudly say:
- Now I'm a first grader!
(Olga Chusovitina)

10. Day of bad luck (to the tune of the song “I looked back to look”)

I looked back to see
Didn't she look back?

She walked like a queen through the rows,
She stopped far from me...
I looked back to see
Didn't she look back?
To see how I would copy.
(Elena Bon)

11. Song of an optimist schoolboy

As is known, nature
There is no more bad weather -
Every season is good in its own way.
Hurricanes, hail of bullets
Or drought in July -
There is both good and reason in everything.

If the sea is stormy,
Life is not nice for sailors.
But whenever the ninth wave -
It’s clear even to a cretin
What then would be your picture?
Aivazovsky did not draw.

There is, of course, no doubt
That flood is dangerous.
But the Neva would not overflow,
If poor Peter would not suffer -
Essay "Bronze Horseman"
Pushkin would have written the hell out of it.

If the elements are raging,
Shall I bring sins upon my soul?
Take and scold the terrible sky?
Why be sad about the bitter lot,
Better to be happy: at school
Our lessons may be canceled!!!
(L. Sirota)

12. Characteristics

(Zoo Man)

I'm dumb as a fish
I often run like a moose
Somehow swim like a dog
I happened to be on the river.
They say I'm very cunning
Like a fox in a dense forest.
Sometimes he's as cowardly as a hare,
That he hid under a bush.
And I can also cry
Very loud, like a bear!
I can be a quiet sheep
And stubborn as a donkey.
They say like a turtle
I left school with a bad grade.
I'm talkative like a magpie
A bully is like a rooster!
In the yard, in a fierce fight,
I'm replacing two at once.
And I’m also there
Cunning as a snake.
I make faces like a monkey,
I neigh like a horse: -Yikes! –
But in general I'm normal
I'm like everyone else, I'm nothing!
(A. Shevchenko)

13. How dad skipped school

He only skipped school once,
He was punished for this, however...
He thought then, so gloomily:
It's better to walk the dog, of course.
(O. Bundur)

14. School epic

Oh my little feet!
Oh you little legs!
Why aren't you going?
Along the path?

Oh you little hands,
They hung like whips.
No good why
For work?

You little head
Always riotous and cheerful,
The nose is almost in melancholy-sadness
Hung it?

Ali don't want to go to school
Unhappy ones,
Where they fight
The teachers are terrible
Loading hard
Is the falcon clear?
Be patient a little longer
A small fraction.

Two days for you
All that's left is to suffer.
Summer is soon -
Well, who studies in the summer?
(A. Smetanin)

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15. Call

If the lesson ends -
Beauty, not a call!
To class - on the contrary -
Such a freak is rattling...
(O. Bundur)

16. Change

“Change, change!” –
The call is ringing.
Vova will definitely be the first
Flies out of the threshold.
Flies over the threshold -
Seven are knocked off their feet.

Is it really Vova?
Dozed off the entire lesson?
Is this really Vova?
Five minutes ago, not a word
Couldn't you tell me at the board?

If he is, then undoubtedly
There's a big change with him!
You can't keep up with Vova!
Look how bad he is!
He made it in five minutes
Redo a bunch of things:

He set three steps
(Vaska, Kolka and Seryozhka),
Rolled somersaults
He sat astride the railing,
Dashingly plopped off the railing,
Got a slap on the head

“Nothing,” Vova sighs, “
- Let's relax in class!
(B. Zakhoder)

17. Port "Fel"

Ships enter the port of Fel -
Like a steamship, the Album steers,

Notebooks lined up -
Notebook boats are rushing to the port.

But the Diary-frigate is flying,
And the pirate sounds the alarm on it:

- Hurry to the port!
To the port "Fel!"
Here!
Brave ships are sailing -

Sharpener, Eraser, Pencil
(He boarded Album!)

Behind them is a Pen and... Pie –
The pie floated and lay down...

Port "Fel" delivered in an hour
To the port "School" the navigator -
Boy Stas.
(G. Ilyina)

18. Cheat sheet