Dear friend, may today on your birthday happen everything that you were even afraid to dream about: worldwide fame, a flow of money, a waterfall of female love and a hurricane of good luck will fall on you.
On this day, let mom hurry and pour some vodka.
Dad will congratulate, and mom will pour,
and my friend push toast,
Dad will pour some more.
I don’t know what else you could wish for...
We wished for everything, it’s unlikely that we forgot anything.
But most importantly, what else I wish -
So that x.y always stands and there is money!
Happy Birthday Buddy. I wish you to relax in the Maldives more often, travel around the world, learn the secret of success and fame, enjoy women’s tenderness and caresses, not overwork yourself and live, basking in luxury and chic.
I wish you on your birthday,
Everything you want!
Smiles, joy, luck,
Love, kindness and beauty!
My friend, happy birthday!
Congratulations here:
A girl - not skinny,
And the car is powerful!
Enjoy life
But don't get carried away.
Don't ruin your liver
Make your choice carefully.
Have fun cheerfully
And it's always legal.
You have many friends,
Respect guys.
Happy birthday! I wish you good health, good luck, prosperity, kindness, joy, love, happiness, good mood, smiles, bright impressions. May warmth and comfort always fill your home, may sunlight warm you in any weather, and may your wishes come true at the mere thought of them.
I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!
So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!
Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!
I thought about the gift for a long time
And I couldn’t decide.
I'm not sorry for any amount
For a gift from the heart!
We wish you on holiday and always,
So that trouble does not affect you.
We wish you only luck in life
And not a drop of grief.
We wish you good health,
Find yourself in good conditions
Always have a place in the sun.
So that the dough fits in the house.
So that life always seems sweet,
To be treated to chocolate.
We wish you faithful friends,
Surrounded by smiling people.
We wish you joyful worries,
Reach the desired heights
Make successful purchases
And do good deeds.
Birthday is a holiday of childhood,
Day of gifts and friends!
There's no escape from them
Don't leave them for the museum!
Eighteen is cool!
Anything is possible from now on.
Have fun in a nightclub,
And drive your own car.
Today is a beautiful day
But temptation is very dangerous.
Remember, you will drink a lot,
You can forget everything by morning.
In general, yes. Do not relax,
Wash yourself in happiness.
All the goodies in the world to you,
And cool adult toys:
Yacht, business, plane...
May you enjoy your life.
Walk, fuck and drink vodka,
Rest well,
Forget about troubles,
Gore the whole fucking thing!
Be cheerful, cool,
So that life is all on the ointment,
Let it be just crazy
It's the fucking year of the Goat!
You are eighteen today -
It's time to dream, it's time to fall in love,
It's time to live to the fullest:
Parties there, friends, girlfriends...
Where they don't have a childish fun,
A very cool place to relax
Where there will be a sea of positive...
Love, create, live beautifully!
We congratulate you on your birthday,
Everything will be cool, we know.
Live like in a fairy tale, get rich,
Do not grow old in body and soul!
Even on horseback, like Don Quixote,
Even on a donkey, like Sancho Panza,
Press forward without stopping,
Don't miss out on this chance.
Originally Russian shish substitute
Laugh in the face of all adversity,
Season your life with a dash of risk,
Bask in the rays of mutual love.
Be healthy, like a hero,
So that the little girl plays in your hands,
So that you don't grow wider at the waist,
So that the capital figure grew.
Success is an eternal favorite
(No need for modest excuses)
Let your birthday light up
There are so many people who care about you.
Happy birthday, buddy. I wish you delicious beer, I wish you never hit a moose in your life, I wish you to feel dizzy with happiness, that luck will lead you towards your dreams, and that you will always have enough female attention.
He comes to us every year.
He is in a hurry, coming to you.
Not Santa Claus! Yes God is with you.
Today is your birthday.
Great day for the kid.
The wife is spinning in the kitchen,
Friends rush with gifts -
You can't help but relax here.
Please accept congratulations
And pour more.
To make your wishes known,
We need to wet our throats.
So, we wish you kindness:
And we are kind, and you are kind.
Material goodness
It's high time to do good.
And we can’t live without health:
Health in the body is a good sign,
A healthy body contains a healthy mind.
Great... we won’t say it out loud.
We wish you more stability
And we confirm your wishes:
We cannot live without stability,
We are stable - your friends.
Stable faithful wife:
I'm permanently in love with you.
Still a stable job
There's always a place to go.
Stable large salary.
Well, what else does a man need?
And finally, congratulations
Let's say again: “Happy Birthday!”
Live your life to your joy, my friend,
Fuck all the problems!
So that life doesn’t seem empty,
Ditch your enemies, fuck and drink!
To a real man
Supermacho (unvarnished)
We wish you on your birthday
So that everything is just class:
Money so that it flows like a raging river
They flowed into the accounts themselves,
May your house be five stories high
It grew out of the ground itself.
So that the wife is obedient:
Words across - no, no,
So that you while away with her
Years of happiness and love.
Let them not penetrate your soul
No melancholy, God forbid stress,
But it will always be with you
A burning interest in life.
I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!
My friend, on your birthday I wish you to always remain a cool pepper, be successful both among lovely ladies and in relation to work, hook yourself into great luck, be able to buy Ferraris and iPhones every day, and receive a lucky coin of good mood in change.
Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.
May happiness be like the sun at sunrise
And life is calm on the ocean surface.
Let the whores stay away from you
And the one who is close - let him not be a bl.dew.
Congratulations on your 18th birthday and I want to wish that you can handle any nut, that only joyful songs fit into your repertoire, that only cool moods take place in your life. Let a Hollywood smile sparkle on your face, may there never be noodles on your ears.
Congratulations on the anniversary -
Finally 18!
Be a target for joy
I wish you happiness.
Let fate take aim
Miracles and luck,
On their own, magical
Let the problems be solved.
To be shamelessly beautiful
Life has become in spite of sorrows,
Everything was under your control
And the successes didn’t end there!
friends will rejoice
Happy Birthday to you.
Come on, buddy, have more fun,
After all, it's your birthday!
I wish you only clear days,
May your life be bright!
Good health to the carriage,
After all, it means a lot,
And a million euros of money,
Much love to you, good luck,
Let your dreams come true
And there will be a sea of achievements,
I wish you to be happy
More joyful moments!
I wish I didn’t strain myself,
Like cheese always rolls in butter.
Walk along the white line
Let everyone give way.
Don't be offended by fools
Don't try to argue with them.
Don't listen to anyone's advice
And it’s better not to make vows.
There will be broken glasses
there are pieces of bananas on the table.
there will be guests and wine
everyone is fucked up.
To you, on your birthday,
We wished you warmth, happiness and health,
You accepted men's congratulations,
And women's. Sincerely and with love.
What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, press on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!
I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!
May your wife be a loving one.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!
Just like we have one life,
Live bravely, old man!
Fart loudly, sneeze out loud,
Trim the fluff on Piska.
May everything in your life be smooth,
And let the sea of smiles splash,
There will be no decline in business,
Sadness will never appear in your eyes.
May good people surround you
Wealth flows like a deep river.
If there are adversities, don’t let them interfere.
Let love swirl next to you.
May luck be favorable to you,
Success by directing your stormy stream.
Health made of steel, not cardboard,
And we wish you a warm summer!
Today you accept congratulations,
The cake is cut, the champagne is sparkling,
And everyone wants on this birthday
Congratulate you and get drunk with you!
Eighteen years today
Everything is possible for you,
Buy fuel in bulk,
Move boldly according to fate.
You can already drive
Without fear of cutting,
Feel free to put a stamp in your passport
And step on the rake.
I wish you happiness
Life turned out to be only yours,
So that luck is not childish,
So that fate leads to a dream.
How quickly time flew by!
You are eighteen today.
You enter into a big life boldly,
And you have to try really hard
To achieve your dreams,
A happy chance not to blink,
So as not to stumble again
And hold your head high.
May your path be bright.
Love, warmth, shining stars!
Let the wind be fair -
For this I raise a toast.
On this holiday birthday
I want to wish it like that
Happiness, joy, fun
And you don’t know sadness at all.
Let the body breathe health
Without looking back over the years.
May God hear your prayers,
He will always be there!
May your family be close
And the house is full of kids,
Just with a warm look
Look around everything.
May goodness come more often
So as not to get too bored.
Then life will be sweeter,
There will be no thoughts of grieving!
Dear friend, let everything today be only for you and in your honor. I wish to meet the queen, conquer Everest, get a multi-million dollar win, live and enjoy life.
You're not a fool in everyday affairs,
You are a fucking awesome boy
Nice, sociable guy
Don’t be a jerk, but a corefan.
You move through life not weakly,
You don't care about problems
You will lend your shoulder, without a market,
Didn't become fate's litter!
My friend, congratulations on your birthday!
Live, be fruitful and prosper,
Sweat less, have a blast,
And to hell with troubles, send them away!
My friend, happy birthday to you. I wish you to be a great cucumber in life, I wish you to be constantly surrounded by luxury and chic ladies, I wish you to be the envy of Brad Pitt himself, so that not a single party or grand celebration would be complete without you.
Pure, sweet and desirable,
You give everyone warmth and light.
So as not to sleep - you're awesome!
There is simply no other word!
Smoke, drink, walk, fight,
Every day, fuck like a horse!
Remember - we have one life!
Happy Birthday old man!!!
I wish you only real wishes,
Gifts - only relevant and material ones,
Desperate, brave, crazy actions,
But still prudent,
I want to make fun of my enemies,
It's good to have fun with friends,
So that the whole crowd can check in at the club,
And then successfully show off on YouTube.
The next morning - just a pleasant awakening,
That's all, it seems, be healthy, happy birthday!
I wish you victories and good luck
Give back to any bandits,
Carry girls in your arms,
But love only one of them!
So that everyone respects, loves,
I kept all my thoughts about you,
Be the coolest at work
May success await you in life!
Love, kindness, warmth and happiness,
Prosperity, laughter and wealth,
Good luck so that the ray does not disappear,
Love, fun and miracles!
I wanted to give you a car,
Just drive fast
Suddenly you don’t love... And I decided -
“Bentley? Well, fuck her!”
Happy Birthday!
Let them rush at full speed
Happiness, miracle, inspiration
And luck is just a click away.
Let everything work out, grow together,
Magic will happen
The sun shines daily
And it will only bring joy!
We wish you all success and good luck,
So that everything in life is easy and simple,
And they wished for longevity, no other way.
And someone wished for career growth...
Happy Birthday my dear friend. I wish you a stranglehold on your competitors, a great mood in the company of friends and constant success in life. Let it be not life, but raspberries, let everything be tip-top both in business and in personal life.
For your gorgeous birthday,
I give you congratulations!
And first of all, what’s sweeter -
I wish you love, and more often.
So that he wants, and you want,
Sent Pindos to fuck off,
Easy, without any stress,
I had everything I needed in life:
Luxurious house, cool car,
To have some fun in the summer - a dacha,
There is a horde of fans around,
More money for free.
Intoxicating feasts and a lot of laughter,
Wherever you throw it - only success,
Loving suckers, but rich,
Well, in general, you've got a f*cked day!
Let the fuck pass by.
I wish you my friend
More friends of all kinds!
I wish you bro
Dress all the girls on your banana!
Until one hundred years, fuck and hello,
Screw all troubles.
Be healthy and in good body,
So that adversity goes crazy.
Let all your troubles go to hell,
Let sorrows and anxieties take you into your mouth!
May my wishes throughout all ages and years,
How the hell they will spread their legs in front of you!
Let the sun shine brightly,
And the birds chirp loudly,
Let guests bring gifts
Only with smiles on their faces!
We wish only happiness
Many joyful events
The most interesting journeys,
Adventures and discoveries!
Let the wind of change blow
Only in the right direction
And love will warm you with warmth
In a bright colorful moment.
May good luck and luck
Get hooked
And wishes come true
Gives a fabulous flower!
Make a fortune, friend,
This is your calling!
You keep track of money very well,
What's a lemon of cash to you?
Put it on all the problems
Be healthy, rich and in the know,
Not a balance - a cool car,
Have a great holiday - that’s the goal!
Rake in the loot with a shovel
For life to be fucked up
Sending troubles to hell,
It’s not for nothing that you are an accountant!
May there be time in your life
For sports, fishing and football.
May your friends all love you,
Let him adore the weaker sex.
You are a prominent and strong man.
Don't be bad on your birthday,
Have fun to the fullest
But don’t mix vodka with beer!
On your birthday - on this bright holiday!
I wish you fucking happiness, and not only -
So that in every fuck there is a participant first,
So as not to f*ck there was so much money!
Today you celebrate your name day,
You receive congratulations from your loved ones.
Let it be for you today and from now on,
Everything will be as you wish.
Happy Birthday, my friend!
Take a quick look around:
After all, they are already running to you
Both success and comfort.
You firmly believe in luck -
Let her knock on the door
And brings inspiration
Shattering doubts to dust.
Don't lose your spirit
And grow spiritually
Let whatever you want come true -
After all, I really believe in you!
Here you are eighteen
You can sing and dance
Have fun, have fun,
But don't lose your mind!
Let everything in life succeed,
Everyone's dreams come true.
We wish you happiness
Joy and kindness.
Try to be wiser
Don't lose optimism
Always be positive
And don't forget about us.
Please accept congratulations today,
Let happiness reign in your soul.
May it be fun and dignified
The river of life is running.
Let there be abundance in life:
Good luck and victories.
Let order reign in affairs.
Health for many years.
May everything succeed in life,
Let the jump be soft.
Let fate give you
Love fragrant flower.
You look sadly out the window:
Your childhood is over
All the toys are dusty
Girlfriends don't play them!
Hey, what are you doing?! Wake up quickly!
It's your anniversary today!
There is no better date for this,
You're 18 years old!
How much life is ahead,
Go forward boldly
Sing, dance, learn, fall in love,
Enjoy your life!
Happy birthday to you
Congratulations, friend,
I wish you good luck
He didn't let go of his hands.
I wish that you
Was richer than Gates
Cooler than you
There would be no pepper.
I wish that you always
The beer was cold
And any sea
It was knee-deep.
So that you butter the bread
Butter and caviar,
I was happy with life
And by your destiny.
Let your little fucker glow with health,
May your dick expand and rise!
So that every bitch is a fucking boss,
Treated you with dignity and honor!
Happy birthday
And I wish you to be happy!
So that money flows like a river,
Covering your head.
Be like a hare, very nimble.
Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
Be strong like a bear...
Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!
Just always be healthy
And let it be strong every month
Salary increases
And always live richly.
Happy birthday, friend. May good luck and lush female breasts always be in your hands, may not a single young lady wag her tail and always say “yes” to you, may your belly be pleased with goodies, your hot head with great prospects, and your dignity with love passions and intimacy.
Be a brutal man
Like Banderas - sexy,
More brilliant than Tarantino
Direct your life beautifully.
So that Bill Gates asks for a loan,
Maybe even about hiring.
Do it all, you're cool, buddy.
Happy Birthday! Give me your hand.
Let the happiness be fucking awesome
Live your fucking life, brilliantly, to the fullest!
And stupidity and whoreness,
Send me to hell in a sitting position!
I've wanted you for a long time
I saw your breast and was dumbfounded,
So the birthday will be a success,
Someone will give himself to me today!
Friend, friend, friend, happy birthday to you. I wish you to catch great luck on your hook and catch any fish with your long fishing rod. Don’t whine like Pierrot, don’t be a buffoon like Harlequin, don’t skimp like Malvina, live brightly, cheerfully, joyfully and carefree like Pinocchio!
And if someone is an annoying bird,
It will suddenly sow confusion in your soul -
Tell them all to “Fuck you together!”
And let them go... Once again - happy birthday!
Let your life be like a fairy tale,
Let grief pass you by.
Let your loved one love you
And may you be lucky in everything!
May luck follow you
There will be no room for adversity.
And everyone who means so much to you
Let them be there every year!
Congratulating you on your birthday,
I won’t use banal phrases,
I wish you fucking chicks
Fuck many times a day!
Fuck all the troubles en masse,
Fuck the problems, send them away,
Stress less about work,
Don’t fucking strain yourself!
Cheerful, strong and lucky,
Fly to victory, don’t wander,
So that everything in life goes well,
Rake in more money!
On this day I wish you
Get a piece of heaven
Lots of laughter and friends
Be richer, healthier.
Takes life simply
Happiness, money growth,
Silence, comfort in the house.
Travel, the world is huge!
Dear friend, don’t yawn,
Open your ears wider.
I will wish you
Congratulations on your birthday.
You hold your luck by the tail,
To have a dacha by the sea.
Be smart at work
And riding on the ladder,
Reach career heights,
The fees are lower.
And then fly to Goa,
You can grab me.
Joyful, cheerful days,
Outstanding ideas.
And today have a blast,
Drink a lot and smile.
Drink, drink, don't strain,
And have a blast.
Be successful and rich
So that life is fucked up!
Happy Birthday Buddy. I wish you to be the decider in any matter, to feel like Hercules in your body, to be responsible for your every action, to be able to be a serious gentleman and to be able to do weird things without a button accordion, to be either drunk with your happiness, or inspired by your cherished love and dream.
Today all gifts are at your feet.
You have already become a big and grown man!
We will raise our glasses together for you,
Let everything be “chocolate” for you!
Happy birthday! Have the honor
Have fun, don't worry!
Fuck all the problems,
Have fun more often!
In a close friendly circle,
With beer, unbiased,
Fill your destiny with fart,
To live fucking!
Happy Birthday Buddy!
May you be lucky in everything
And success will find you,
And it will shower you with luck.
It will shower with light tenderness,
Happiness will hit you on the head,
So that wages go up
And love - in spite of fate!
Eighteen years - everything is possible,
Just be very careful.
Happy birthday,
I wish you a cool buzz.
Don't get too drunk,
Don't make noise, don't take off your clothes.
After all, in the morning it will be a shame,
Nobody will forget this.
In general, I wish you happiness.
Take part in everything
Fun adventures.
New sensations for you!
And today is this holiday
Suddenly it happened to you!
And all kinds of gifts
They gave everything with love!
You are like a flower under a clear sky,
Always beautiful and young
And everyone thinks: “Oh, I wish I could
A wife like her"
On your birthday, I wish you a festive atmosphere in everything: in your heart, in the smiles of your friends, at the set table. Let sincere congratulations warm your soul and bring an abundance of positive feelings. And in life, may optimism, faith in miracles, cloudless happiness, luck and, undoubtedly, love never leave you for a moment.
Let your wishes come true
And all your dreams come true.
And life flows like a beautiful river:
Calm, clean and long.
Love will be full of reciprocity,
The soul is pure in its naivety.
And let faith live in the heart,
Leads on the right path.
Family matters are all arguing
And let the household members not quarrel.
I wish you happiness and inspiration
And happy birthday!
I give you gifts and flowers
Feeling like an idiot.
It's not that you're so beautiful
But you just want to fucking hunt!
May your life always be wonderful!
May there be happiness, love and wealth in her.
So that your friends never forget you in life,
So that loved ones are nearby, so that children love.
Let it be summer in your soul, let the rays of the sun be in your eyes,
Let everything that is called a dream come true.
And on this most wonderful, selfless day
I wish you emotions, a multi-colored bouquet.
You are eighteen today!
Hooray! Freedom at last!
Don't be shy about drinking beer -
Mom and dad don't mind.
I still wish not to give up,
Go towards your dream, don’t lose heart.
Always joke and smile
Don't forget your friends.
So that there is always an end,
And the enemies got fucked!
I won’t pull my ears 18 times.
And I won’t sing the song “Take Me Quickly.”
And I only wish you to believe in a miracle,
Find yourself and your love in life.
I wish you to find your calling,
It's not so easy for everyone to find him.
But the main thing among all these events is
Don't get discouraged and don't waste time.
May your youth last longer
You'll feel like you're 18 for the rest of your life.
May your “Vita” always be “longer”
And “love forever” is like heaven!
I wish you sunny skies
Days not clouded by sadness
And cheerful laughter
Your loved ones and friends.
So that your health does not suffer,
And there was no need for money.
And to satisfy
Reward for work.
I wish you a comfortable rest
And approval from the family.
And so that you can live at ease in general,
It's like being in a fairyland.
Happy Birthday!
I wish you happiness ocean,
Hot hurricane of love,
A sea of joy, warmth,
There is always plenty of money
Best health,
The rarest talent
Only true friends
Smiles endlessly
Good luck, success,
Happy days...
Accept as a gift
From us quickly!
Happy birthday! Happiness and freedom,
Warmth at any time of the year,
Clarity, spiritual harmony,
Friendship incorruptible, honest, faithful.
So that vanity does not bother you,
Everyday life didn’t eat up feelings,
So that everything is always great
Both among colleagues and in personal life!
Happy Birthday!
And I wish that you always
There was joy in my heart
May the years pass with benefit.
About health and happiness
You can drop a few words.
To avoid bad weather
And the path was cloudless.
Someone will say - impossible
Live a life without sorrows.
Yes, it's probably difficult
You just need to love it a lot.
On this holiday birthday
I wish from the bottom of my heart -
To the happiness of passionate aspiration,
And don’t rush to problems.
So that the glass is always full,
The house was open to friends.
So that about grief and cold
Didn't hear it at all.
I wish you on your birthday
Important and welcome meetings.
May luck accompany you
Let the game be worth the candle!
I wish you love and happiness,
And achievements and victories.
Warmth and sunshine
May it last you for many years!
In spring - the trills of nightingales,
And rainbows and spring thunderstorms.
Not just joy, but laughter,
And if there is laughter, then to tears!
Let all problems flow away
Like sand between your fingers,
Let him always accompany you
A bright light of hope!
Let life be filled with flowers,
Spring always blooms in my soul,
Love, hope, faith are with you
Side by side goes every day.
And let on the horizon of life
There will be no problems and no worries.
But only joy and luck,
Yes, a wallet full of money!
On your birthday
I want to wish
More fun
And not to know grief.
The most faithful friends,
Good luck in your work,
Be number one
Anytime and anywhere.
About what has passed
Never regret
And just forward
Look at life.
And so that soon
Dreams came true
Especially those
What are you thinking!
There are a lot of congratulations on your birthday,
And I want to wish you,
So that the road you take
Never turned back.
Let every day be kind, bright,
May it not be lived in vain.
And let them become a priceless gift
Your true friends in life.
I also wish you strength
It is wise to accept any lesson.
So that you have enough strength for everything you need,
Just make the right move!
On this bright holiday, birthday,
With all my heart I want to wish
Love, health, happiness, mood.
So that you don’t know pain, grief, tears.
Let your home be illuminated with light,
The soul will be filled in spring.
And let the sadness be removed from the heart,
Leaving there alone peace.
May youth always play
It will sound on the strings of life,
Let the joy of your loved ones illuminate
And heart beats in rhythm with heart.
So that they don't know loneliness,
The blood did not cool in the veins.
And so that you are always surrounded
Friends, family, peace, love.
Your closest friend's birthday is just around the corner. A reasonable question arises: what to surprise? After all, you have been together for so many years, so many holidays have passed during this time. The answer is simple! You need to come up with or select the most original and interesting congratulations! There are tons of different options, from classic to funky. If you and your friend are close, and she has a good sense of humor, then, by the way, vulgar congratulations are a good idea. The main thing in this matter is not to overdo it. Congratulations should be humorous. This option will surely surprise your friend and she will remember it for a long time! Isn't this what you wanted?
May your cherished wishes come true,
And everything will be OK with your friend,
The sad suffering will end,
It's your birthday, honey, don't be shy.
Let men lie at your feet,
And the suckers are too shy to approach again,
Shake your butt in front of them,
Let it ring in the pants of impotent people,
And that's it, they want my girlfriend,
But she is unlikely to give it to them.
Be forever young and sexy
The same passionate and impudent girl.
Let every man get a dick,
When he sees you from afar,
Let him stain his trouser leg with seed,
Your love is too much for him.
I wish your dreams to come true,
No need to spread your legs,
In your career yourself, you will achieve everything,
You just have to really wish it.
Happy birthday,
And I wish you orgasms
So that you finish like a tractor,
She released streams of happiness.
I wish on your birthday,
Sex, joy, fun,
Don't be sad, don't be discouraged,
Embrace life.
Let the smile touch
The sun is shining brightly for you,
Joy overflows
Don't be sad and don't be bored.
Smart, beautiful, sexy,
The figurine is clearly with you,
You always look commendable
Order in a woman's head.
I sincerely wish you
Find love and happiness
And happy birthday,
Sounds great today.
And fuck your problems
Don't get distracted, don't be sad,
Crazy changes are coming
Signs of your destiny.
Please accept congratulations today,
On your long-awaited birthday,
Gather your friends
And it's crazy fun.
My bitchy friend
You know how much we love you,
For giving yourself to us,
Treat others lovingly.
Be happy my beauty
Today with a slender gait,
Find a stallion for the holiday,
A cool, slender young man,
And show him love
Let him tumble with you.
Be cute on the dance floor today
Don't forget your condoms
A lot of people want to give a ride,
And surprise you in bed.
The holiday will be the best birthday ever,
Celebrate it without regret
So that later, what happened to remember,
But you can’t tell your friends.
I wish, girlfriend, love,
I wish, beloved, care,
I wish you not to be sad,
I wish you to live a comfortable life.
Be cheerful, always lively,
It's cool to be a perky girl,
To be a friend forever with me,
Always be happy with men
Don't say unnecessary words in front of others,
How do you know how to always have fun,
To want passion, sweet tenderness,
And always understand men.
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Swear congratulations on a man's birthday
The bear slept in the den for a long time,
Everything stinks, hands, feet,
The woman is screaming, twisting her back,
X. is sweating, his stomach is swelling,
My eyes are swollen, my fingers are frozen,
Snot rod, swollen eggs,
And the moral here is:
You will sleep for a long time, Khan.
Poem-congratulations on your birthday, obscene
Until one hundred years, here you go and hello,
Send all troubles to hell.
Be healthy and in good body,
So that adversity goes crazy.
Drink, drink, don't strain,
And have a blast.
Be successful and rich
So that life is fucked up!
So that there is always an end,
And the enemies got fucked!
Cool obscene birthday greetings from a friend
Live your life to your joy, my friend,
Fuck all the problems!
The urine of your enemies, eat and drink!
May there be oh... happiness,
And feeblemindedness and blasphemy,
Send it to hell in a sitting position!
Swearing original Happy Birthday greetings
Congratulating you on your birthday,
I won’t use banal phrases,
I wish you awesome chicks,
Fuck many times a day!
Get rid of all the hardships,
Send problems to x.r.
Stress less about work,
Don't bother yourself!
Cheerful, strong and lucky,
Fly to victory, don’t wander,
So that everything in life goes well,
Rake in more money!
Happy Birthday greetings in swear words
Drink, smoke, walk, fight,
Every day, like a horse!
Remember - there is only one life!
Happy birthday old man!!!
Since we have one life,
Live bravely, old man!
Fart loudly, sneeze out loud,
Trim the fluff on your peak.
Smoke, drink, walk, fight,
Every day, like a horse!
Remember - we have one life!
Happy Birthday old man!!!
Congratulations to the birthday boy on his birthday
Man, live for your own joy,
Fuck all the problems!
So that life doesn’t seem empty,
The urine of your enemies, eat and drink!
Let the happiness be awesome,
Live your life, brilliantly, to the fullest!
And stupidity and bl..stvo,
Send it to hell in a sitting position!
Obscene congratulations-poem for a birthday
On your birthday - on this bright holiday!
I wish you happiness, and not only -
So that in every fuck there is a participant first,
So as not to fuck there was so much money!
Let your fucker glow with health,
May your dick expand and ascend!
So that every fucking boss,
Treated you with dignity and honor!
Fuck all your troubles,
Let sorrows and anxieties take you into your mouth!
May my wishes throughout all ages and years,
How fucking...and they will spread their legs in front of you!
Short obscene birthday greetings
If you don't drink beer,
And you don't eat meat,
Then you will die, s.ka,
An evil motherfucker.
Swearing birthday greetings to a woman
I wish you on your birthday,
Everything you want!
Smiles, joy, luck,
Love, kindness and beauty!
Always beautiful and young
And everyone thinks: “Oh, I wish I could
A wife like her"
Pure, sweet and desirable,
You give everyone warmth and light.
So as not to sleep here - you are o.uenna!
There is simply no other word!
Swearing Happy Birthday greetings
Because we have one life
Live boldly - old man:
Fart loudly, sneeze out loud,
Trim the fluff on your pussy,
Sniff, drink, walk, fight,
Every day I fuck like a horse.
Remember we have one life,
Happy Birthday to You!
Swear congratulations to a friend on her birthday
And today, on my birthday,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
There was so much fun in life,
“Things” should be good.
My favorite thing is to prosper,
So that I know only happy days,
I didn’t go to the 100-meter race
During menopausal days
So that you don't accidentally get knocked up
So that you get prettier over the years,
Let the lights in your eyes never go out.
So that every time we meet together,
We gasped together, we were just as happy again,
So that your life is like a song,
And love always lived in her!
Happy Birthday greetings obscene in verse
I wish you on your birthday,
Everything you want!
Smiles, joy, luck,
Love, kindness and beauty!
You are like a flower under a clear sky,
Always beautiful and young
And everyone thinks: “Oh, I wish I could
A wife like her"
Pure, sweet and desirable,
You give everyone warmth and light.
So as not to sleep - you oh..enna!
There is simply no other word!
Dirty birthday wishes for a friend
You and I know each other
More than a dozen years.
And there was all these years
You are as good as an angel.
Because by nature
Bitch blood was flowing in you.
How much do you and I need:
To avoid wrinkles
To keep the children close
And several men
Vulgar wishes from a friend in verse
For health, for luck,
To make life easy
To have a car, a dacha,
Let's drink cognac together!
I love you my friend,
but an important question is tormented,
why the hell are you and my husband
kissed with a hickey
I warned you
If I'm offended, there's no escape,
will be your only salvation
absolutely blowjob!
Happy birthday my friend!
Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the vibrator and the penthouse,
and the servants are good,
In the center is a personal apartment,
Your own yacht!
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams!
Vulgar congratulations to a girlfriend
Let there be fewer critical days,
And more – cloudless, passionate!
Let there be plenty of money in your bag,
And fewer dangerous connections!
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problem problems,
And so that Abramovich asks for his hand,
And life's joyful ups!
Dirty congratulations to a friend
And today, on my birthday,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
There was so much fun in life,
(Things) should be good.
My favorite business to prosper,
So that I know only happy days,
I didn’t go to the 100-meter race
during menopausal days
So that you don't accidentally get knocked up
So that you get prettier over the years,
Let the lights in your eyes never go out.
So that every time we meet together,
We gasped together, We rejoiced just as much again,
So that your life is like a song,
And love always lived in her!
