Leading.
Happy Army Day!
From the holidays of warriors,
Happy Brothers Day,
Fathers and husbands
Their aspirations
Glory worthy
Peace is saved on the human planet.
Presenter.
The holiday is celebrated on February 23. This is a tribute to our respect to all generations of Russian soldiers, from ancient times to the present day, who courageously defended their native land from invaders. On this “men’s” day, male representatives, from boys to old men, accept congratulations and gifts, and military personnel are always honored. Women have a happy opportunity to say the most affectionate and kind words to their loved ones, to please them with signs of attention.
Leading.
You and I have gathered at the festive table, and at this time someone is serving and standing at a combat post. We remember you guys!
The cold winds make a loud noise,
And lights shine in the warm windows.
Soldier in ranks. He is always where you need him
Be it steppes, mountains or sands.
Soldier on the march. Oath to the Motherland
It lives unshakably in his soul,
Like the eternal light of a single banner,
Leading forward, always forward.
Soldier in action. Let the service not be sugar.
Above other feelings
Duty to the fatherland,
Moreover, in difficult times, male friendship
He will help and come to the rescue.
Learning. Everything must be comprehended,
To defend the country when thunder strikes,
And for him a cherished reward
To be the first in combat.
Serve, soldier! You are the son of your native land;
And, keeping loyalty to the military oath,
Keep it here too
True, unbreakable
Peace to the earth, to mother and to me.
Let's raise the first toast to those who protect us.
Presenter.
In our team there are men who guarded us before, these are (listed with ranks). Please accept our congratulations and gifts. (Giving gifts). Now let’s ask our men to tell the most interesting incident from their service in the army.
(Stories from men. They can be warned about this in advance).
Leading.
This story has been kept in my memory for a long time. Still at school February 23 our class was preparing for KVN. I should have asked my parents about an interesting incident that happened to them in the army. I remember an incident told by Sergei Podosinnikov
The enemy of our team.
So, the recruits try on military uniform for the first time, including an overcoat. It was autumn. The instructions were given: to adjust everything according to height. After some time, the command to form was given. The commander walks around the reinforcements and examines how everyone coped with the order. And suddenly the commander sees a small soldier standing at the end of the line, his appearance resembles a scarecrow. He simply “drowned” in his overcoat. The commander blushes, then turns pale and shouts:
What's your name?
The soldier is silent from fear, and the commander repeats even more menacingly:
I'm asking what's your mother's name?!!
The soldier came to his senses from such a roar and babbles:
Agrippina.
Since then he has had a nickname for two years of service.
Agrippina.
Sometimes it seems to me that our lives come up with all the jokes. And someone remembers them and tells others. Let's listen to a song, but not about an officer like the one in my story.
Musical pause. Song by O. Gazmanov "Officers".
Presenter.
Let's go back to history. Times of Tsarist Russia: officers, cadets, cadets. How the oath sounded at that time: “I swear on my honor.” Oh it was men
Generous, noble. Attention, question: to whom should the real officer give: Soul, heart, life, honor?
Leading.
The answer can be found in the song “Waltz of the Cadets” (words by Pyotr Sinyavsky, sung by Joseph Kobzon):
God, Heart
Lady, Life
To the Emperor, Honor
No one. What words! This song is for you. (Recording of the song "Waltz of the Cadets").
Leading.
Dear ladies! What are your dreams these days? What do you want from our men?
(Women's answers).
And the woman
Will be a woman
As it has always been.
White dance
Ladies invite gentlemen.
Music by Dog for the film "My Affectionate and Gentle Beast".
Leading.
I will ask one couple to stay.
It is advisable that these are a husband and wife or two employees who know each other.
Comic test.
A man and a woman answer the test questions in turn, continuing what the presenter began:
Affectionate as...
Affectionate as...
Strong as...
Sociable, like...
Independent as...
Smiling like...
Neat as...
Amorous, like...
Brave as...
Beautiful as...
Presenter.
I appeal to women, who do you think won this competition? (Answers). What do men think? (Answers).
Leading.
Prizes for both participants! Dear ladies! What qualities do men need when they serve in the army? You're right. Now we will check which of those present can safely be sent to the army.
Competition "Sharp Shooter".
Presenter.
On the Don, the Cossacks had an interesting game “Aidanchiki”. Adult Cossacks and children hit the target with an animal bone (aidanchik). With an Aidanchik one could kill a running hare. Now we will test the accuracy of our men
Throwing a bone or champagne cork at beer cans, plastic bottles. To the winner
Leading.
It's no secret that men have always been inspired to do great things by beautiful ladies. The competition requires brave knights. There are such?
Two men are called.
Competition "Portrait of a Lady".
Presenter.
Now we will find out who your muse is, dear knights. (There are 2 easels in front of the men. Ovals of a woman’s face are drawn on them. The men are blindfolded and brought to the easels, given a felt-tip pen in their hands). Now you will draw portraits of your beloved women according to the prompt. We draw the eyes of our beloved, now eyebrows, nose, mouth, small delicate ears into which at night you whisper words of love. All that remains is to draw the curls of your beloved woman. Ready. Add your own painting. You can remove the blindfold. Applause to the artists! For such work, you need to give kisses to these lovely ladies you portrayed.
Musical pause
Competition "Best Legs".
This competition is not announced by its name.
Leading.
No matter what work men have to do at home! What can you do for the woman you love? All interested men are invited here. (The presenter sits them on a chair and gives them each a children's book). You should read a book to your child before bed. Who had to do this? Wonderful. But in order for the reading to be expressive, you need to put your right leg on your left, turning the trouser leg up to the knee on this leg. Done? Now we open the book and read loudly at the same time. Fine. Even louder.
Men read for 5 minutes.
Presenter (addresses women):
Now let’s choose the hairiest legs. (Prize to the man with the hairiest legs).
Competition "Siamese twins".
Three men are called and asked to find partners. Then these couples are turned into "Siamese twins"
They hug each other around the waist. A speed task is given:
open a bottle of beer;
inflate and tie the balloon;
run like a snake between the bottles without knocking them over.
Competition "Who can dress a girl faster."
Presenter.
Men have no equal in the speed of undressing women. But what about dressing? Who will dress your loved one faster?
(Attributes for dressing: hair clips, clips, bracelet or watch, hats, glasses, shoes, belt).
Competition "Lovelace".
The apple is stuck with matches. A man is called. He must speak words of love to the woman standing next to him. Word
Pull out the match. Do not repeat words. Who will get the most matches?
Wins.
Competition "Father's porridge".
The prize is announced in advance
A bottle of champagne or cognac. Interested men are called.
Leading.
On the Don, the Cossacks had such a custom. If a girl was born into a family, her father’s porridge was prepared for her father. Any porridge was salted, peppered, bitter. And the girl’s father had to eat this porridge without wincing, so that his daughter’s fate would be happy. Winner
Who can eat “father’s porridge” faster and without wincing?
Competition "Dance on the newspaper".
Couples are called to dance. They are given newspapers. Pairs problem
Dance on the newspaper. After each dance, the newspaper is folded in half. Winners
Who will dance on the smallest square of the newspaper.
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Cool scene for February 23 with Queens, Princesses and Princes
Participating:
Queen (teacher), Princesses, Princes (all 6th grade students). Before the start, the Prince boys are given emblems; Some emblems are red, others are blue, in order to divide all the boys into 2 teams for competition.
Host: In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, there lived 13 little princesses. They were both serious and strict, kind and cheerful, obedient and mischievous, different. In the same kingdom-state lived 15 brave little princes. They studied in the same class with the princesses, sat together at their desks, rejoiced and had fun together.
This is what happened one day.
(Princesses enter the hall)
First Princess: It has become completely boring in our kingdom-state. There is nothing interesting.
Second princess: What can you come up with like this?
Third Princess: Perhaps we can declare war?
Fourth Princess: No, war is not in fashion this day.
Fifth Princess: How will we know whether our princes are brave or not?
First Princess: Perhaps we can announce a knight's tournament?
Second princess: Good luck! Let's invite all the boys from our class to the tournament.
Third princess: Let's hold a competition.
Fourth princess: Let's determine the winner.
Fifth Princess: Let's knight everyone.
First Princess (Unfolds and reads the scroll): Attention! Attention! We invite everyone to the knight's tournament!
Second princess: Only now and only with us!
Third Princess: All princes with a red emblem stand on the left.
Fourth Princess: All princes with a blue emblem stand on the right.
(Boys are divided into 2 teams, one team has blue emblems, the other has red ones. The boys complete tasks. 1-2 people from a team or the whole team participate in competitions. Competitions are held by princesses.)
Competition 1."Who's faster there"
2 people on command begin to wind the rope around the stick. Whoever gets to the middle as quickly as possible wins.
Competition 2."Walk down the ramp"
There is a rope (or line) on the floor; you need to walk blindfolded and not stumble.
Competition 3.“Who will complete the mosaic most quickly?”
The children are given a mosaic. The guys put together a mosaic for a while. The one who is faster there will win.
Competition 4."Dead Eye"
Throw a bag of sand and get on a chair.
Competition 5.“Who will get dressed sooner?”
Jackets (jackets) turned inside out hang on the chairs. Whoever turns out his jacket faster, puts it on, sits on a chair and says: “The fireman is ready,” wins.
Competition 6. "Nimble Hunters"
There are toys on the floor - domestic and forest animals. Any participant knocks down the “beast” and places it in his hoop circle. A team gets a point if a “forest animal” is shot down.
Competition 7."Pea Picking"
There are balls (or cases from Kinder gifts) on the floor. Each participant in turn receives a shovel, bucket, apron, and scarf. At a signal, he puts on an apron and scarf, takes a spatula in his right hand, and a bucket in his left. You need to drive the ball onto the shovel without using your left hand, put the ball in the bucket, and then pass everything on to the next player. The team with the most balls will win.
Princesses: So, the tournament is over. Time to take stock.
Princesses (one by one):
Time moves forward sensitively
Blows over fields and forests.
Now it's our turn
To prove our worth ourselves.
And they march into terrible battles,
Straight into battle from the school door
My dear peers,
Knights without fear or reproach.
How much heart and soul is needed,
How much strength and courage is needed,
To walk in the unknown wilderness
Through the forest, swamps and ravines!
New lights are being lit
Far from familiar housing,
And they themselves don’t know what they are
Knights without fear or reproach.
You would have disappeared many times already,
If not for fierce faith,
If only their hearts had not sunk,
Their impulse and the power of their example.
Everything became clearer at dawn,
And the difficult road is easy,
Because they are alive on this day on earth
Knights without fear or reproach.
The princesses call the princes one by one and knight them. The decree is read: “I, the Great and Almighty Queen of the Knightly Order, by my authority, dedicate you to the Knightly Order of Courage, Friendship, Honor.”
The knight kneels, the queen touches his shoulder with her sword. The princesses present him with a certificate.
Princesses:
Dear boys of the same age,
Knights without fear and reproach,
Do you love computers and books?
Sometimes you run away from class.
The sea beckons you with a magical dream.
You are always persistent and stubborn
And are you ready to sacrifice yourself
For the sake of a girl - a beautiful beloved lady.
And your swords are always in place,
The knight's armor fits you.
Your loyalty and courage are with you
And your victories and successes.
We wish you adventures not from a book,
So that you would always be together on the road,
Dear boys of the same age,
Knights of courage, friendship, honor!
(this sketch will help you have fun presenting the most ordinary, but very necessary gifts to a family consisting of a husband, wife and two sons)
Wife (to husband):
Expensive!
Curl your mustache up
I'm giving you panties! (give family panties)
Well, and to go with them - tights for the load, (give homemade tights)
Yes, perhaps for a snack
I'll give you cognac
So that you can celebrate the holiday! (hand over a bottle of cognac)
(To the eldest son):
It's a pity Zhenya doesn't have a mustache,
But remember: no panties
Life, believe me, is much worse
So my gift is needed! (give panties)
Belt wallet
Let it be as a spare!
If you are going to the south -
You can stock up on money in it! (give a waist belt-wallet)
(To the youngest son):
Look at your brother, Sergei:
He is most happy with cowards!
So there's nowhere to go
Receive like a little brother
Your panties are slightly narrower
But believe me, they are no worse! (give panties)
Take a T-shirt in addition,
They gave it to me as change! (give a T-shirt)
(says the toast):
My dear men,
You are my protectors!
And today there's no reason
I have to hide my feelings!
Cool universal scene for a holiday (February 23, March 8, wedding)
Written specifically for a theatrical production. Written with humor. Suitable for any fun holiday. Can be used on February 23 and March 8, for a wedding. Easy to read and learn. Written in the style of Pushkin's fairy tale.
ACT I
Three maidens by the window
We talked about one thing:
How to pick up a groom
To live better.
(1 girl)
I wanted it, girls
Live life like all queens.
My husband should dress better
Every day to entertain
Fulfilled all my whims
And don’t let me be sad.
(2 girls)
I wish I could find such a groom
In the full sense of gold,
To have a huge cottage,
"Merce" is cool, not at all modest,
He would take me around the world,
He carried it in his arms.
(3 girls)
It's not a sin to fly in the clouds
But will success come to you?
Where can you find these?
Modest, smart, golden?
Life is not a fairy tale, girls!
It's worth relying on yourself!
Guys are all fools!!!
Arguing with you is out of the question!
Of course you need a groom!
We must try together.
The goal has been set - go ahead!
Good luck awaits us together!
ACT II
I was only able to agree
Someone started calling them all.
“Hey, Marina, Tanya, Ksyusha!
I am your friend, Andryusha!
Aren't you bored sitting there?
Isn't it time to warm up your feet?
Me and my dudes
Please take a walk with us
Behind deeds, behind words
Roll a ball in a bowling alley.”
“Oh, you are our dear, Andryusha!
How nice it is to listen to you!
Everybody's ready to play
We’ll be there at five o’clock sharp!”
“Everything is swept away, girls! (Andrey)
The guys will be waiting for you all!”
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(1 girl)
“Luck has struck!
May it make us all rich!”
(2 girls)
You have to work hard
Dress up well
(3 girls)
And let down your eyelashes,
So as not to take your eyes off.
Here are all three girls standing,
How beautiful queens...
And the lionesses are ready for battle!
The main thing is not to be lazy
And hook up all the guys,
So that it is impossible to stop loving!
ACT III
It's time to have fun
Fall in love and make friends.
We played bowling
And then we danced
Everyone walked until late,
And we got along in character,
And in the morning they separated.
How long did the friendship last?
Maybe a month, maybe a year...
Relationships strengthened -
It's time for the wedding...
So the weddings were celebrated,
All the people remembered for a long time.
Where are our three girls?
What awaits them all now?
Our first girl
She became a glorious queen.
From Cardin - stylish, obviously!
And all my friends are envious.
Every day is just fun
And candies and cookies,
You've sweetened your life
They forgot about reality...
She quickly got tired of everything,
I suddenly became completely cold towards my husband
Now he dreams of something else
Wishes for a new husband...
Our second girl
Well done, doves
There is everything that your heart desires,
And the cottage is cool, huge!
Only happiness is so far away
She's terribly lonely...
She sits alone in the mansion,
Even my husband doesn't need it.
Flies and floats around the world
And he doesn’t take her anymore.
Our third girl
Not bored, having fun...
The house is filled with noise and laughter
He is not a hindrance to her at all...
She has both a son and a daughter.
There is no such thing as a quiet night.
My beloved husband is at hand,
But money doesn’t flow like water...
There's always not enough money
She scolds her husband.
Lived your life - don’t regret it!
Everything is never OK!
Hot pepper - sweet honey...
Who won't understand this?
Always add tears to laughter
A whirlwind in a storm, a dream in the sun...
So that life is not boring,
Don't forget anything!
And to amuse yourself!
February 23 is a famous and respected holiday for men. It’s simply impossible not to celebrate it. And to make the celebration as fun as possible, we offer you a script for this celebration. This scenario can be used in a friendly company, and also at a corporate event.
Subject:
The theme is undoubtedly military. It is better to decorate the place where this day will be celebrated with khaki posters, stars, pistols, so that without any doubt it can be understood that this is a men's holiday.
Presenter:
Today the main thing at the evening are men,
This is all for a reason,
And that means it's time for a holiday,
And to confirm these points,
I will ask you all - applause!
(everyone applauds)
Presenter:
Well, let's move on right away,
Let's make a toast with you:
For men, for our brave ones,
Very strong and skillful!
Presenter:
Who knows how to shoot,
Please show everyone now!
Contest.
The competition is called: “Accurate Singer”. Everyone is welcome to participate. For this competition you will need inflatable balloons of the smallest size (a small note with the text of the ditty is placed in them in advance), a pistol with plastic bullets. The balls are attached at a distance of 6 meters from the participants. Everyone fires one shot and takes a note. The presenter turns on ditty music and the men begin to sing in turn:
Ditties.
We are defenders of Russia,
We will protect you from everything,
There will be rats or snakes
We will quickly pacify them!
Today is a holiday in honor of men -
We like this business
If only I had a drink first!
Women are timid people
They are not called to the army,
Only these phrases are false,
They'll break whoever you want!
I came home today
I have a change
My wife answers me:
I managed without you
This means a holiday for me!
Everyone congratulates you on the holiday,
It's Defender's Day here
The mood is amusing
I shouldn't start dancing!
(applause, participants take their seats)
Presenter:
Oh, well, you and musicians,
It’s immediately obvious that there is talent,
Then come on, we are for you,
Let's have a drink at this idle hour!
(musical break, meal)
Presenter:
Everyone's task is simple,
We protect everyone and everything!
But to protect us all,
You need to be in good shape!
Contest.
The competition is called: “Push-ups”. Everyone is welcome to participate. Participants take turns in a lying position, and at the leader’s command they begin to do push-ups. All this is done for a time of 30 seconds. Whoever does the most push-ups is the winner. Prize: a can of stew and a folding traveling spoon.
Presenter:
Well, now take a rest,
Have a snack, sip some wine,
I'll make a new competition for now,
And I will definitely surprise you all!
(musical break, meal)
Presenter:
Now I'll tell you riddles,
Whoever answers, I give a gift.
Contest.
The competition is called: “Military Riddles”. The presenter asks riddles; whoever guesses the answer gets a gift. Suitable gifts for gifts include: flashlights, bandanas, thermal mugs, T-shirts and khaki tank tops.
Puzzles:
This part has an army, the land will be taken care of,
And all because her name is...?
(answer: infantry)
You will walk kilometers with them,
They are only there to help, yours...?
(answer: boots)
Shoots as accurately as a karateka hits,
And the name of this soldier will be...7
(answer: tanker)
She is always with me, hanging by the machine,
Sometimes it’s a toy, but still...?
(answer: grenade)
Everyone says she's stupid
And it will only be...?
(answer: bullet)
Presenter:
All the riddles have been solved
They surprised me and lifted my spirits!
Now I suggest you dance,
I ask gentlemen to invite you!
(slow music plays, guests dance in pairs)
Presenter (toast):
Now let's drink to the ladies,
Because they are always faithful to you,
Without women, of course, because it’s simply impossible,
They are your feeling, love and family!
Here's to the lovely ladies!
Presenter:
Dear men, today you showed yourself in all your glory, you were even a little tired.
Now sit still and watch the congratulations scene from the women.
Congratulations in Russian-Italian.
Characters: Italian and translator.
Foreigner: Rusis soldier is the most pumped up, brave and ofigente.
Translator: Russian men are the best.
Foreigner: And segente we congratulate you, pente songs and drink wine.
Translator: Today is a celebration in your honor.
Foreigner: Then pozhelente zdorovente, the tablet is not edente.
Translator: We wish you good health.
Foreigner: So that your zhente loves you, satisfies you, makes you crazy.
Translator: Let your wives appreciate you.
Foreigner: All of Rosiento knows that you are not some kind of kideente.
Translator: All of Russia is confident in you.
Foreigner: Congratulations, nabuhanto, not blevante.
Translator: Congratulations again, celebrate this holiday with dignity!
Presenter:
Well, women, thank you,
I'll give you applause!
Well, now, back to the table,
To salads, and to wine!
(meal)
Presenter:
Now let's go outside,
And we'll stand in the fireworks rain!
(everyone goes outside and watches the fireworks, then returns indoors and the celebration continues, only without the presenter)
Objectives: talk about the holiday Day of Defenders of the Fatherland; cultivate respect for the army, develop ingenuity.
For several decades now, on February 23, we have been widely and publicly celebrating the holiday of Defender of the Fatherland; we celebrate it with dignified solemnity and special warmth.
February 23 is the day of military glory of Russia, which Russian troops gained on the battlefields. Initially, this day contained a huge meaning - to love, honor and defend one’s Fatherland, and, if necessary, to be able to defend it with dignity. Soldiers had to defend their native Russian land very often, but the Russian soldier always fulfilled his duty with honor.
1st girl:
The snow still sparkles like winter,
The creaking of the sleigh is still sharp,
But every morning a tit song
It becomes softer and longer.
2nd girl:
So, February is almost over.
More and more often we hear cheerful drops.
And the river ice is not so strong now,
And we are not afraid of a snowstorm.
Today is not just a February day. Today is a special day. And we congratulate our men: fathers, sons, brothers, classmates.
The winds blow in February, the chimneys howl loudly,
Light drifting snow rushes along the ground like a snake.
Rising, flights of planes rush into the distance,
This February celebrates the army's birth.
At night the blizzard raged and the blizzard was chalk.
And at dawn, daddy quietly brought us a holiday.
And today over the wide white tablecloth of the fields
You can see the planes of our military units from above.
Dad's holiday is the main holiday
All boys and men.
And congratulate your beloved dads
We are in such a hurry today!
6th girl: Our dear men! Congratulations on the upcoming holiday! We wish you success in your business, happiness, kindness, clear, peaceful skies above your head. Boys should grow up strong, brave, courageous, kind and noble; remember the noble title of men!
Competition program (for boys).
A good soldier is distinguished not only by dexterity and strength, but also by intelligence and ingenuity. This is what we will check now. Let's see how you can solve riddles.
1. There are no clouds on the horizon,
And an umbrella opened in the sky.
A few minutes later it descended….(Parachute)
2. Without accelerating, it takes off skyward, reminiscent of a dragonfly -
Takes flight
Our Russian….(Helicopter)
3. He hums and draws with chalk, he draws white-white
On blue paper, He draws himself, he sings himself. What is this? (Airplane).
4. At night, at noon, at dawn
He carries out his service in secret,
(Border Guard)
5. Who walks in the parade,
Ribbons curl behind your back,
Ribbons curl, and in the squad
There are no girls.
(Sailors)
6. I’ll grow up and follow my brother
I will also be a soldier
I will help him
Protect your...
(Country)
7. The brother said: “Take your time!
You better study at school!
You will be an excellent student -
You will become...
(Border guard)
8. You can become a sailor
To guard the border
And serve not on earth,
And in the military...
(Ship)
Future man (read by boys).
So far I have toys:
Tanks, pistols, cannons,
Tin soldiers
Armored train, machine guns.
And when the time comes,
So that I can serve in peace,
I'm with the guys in the game
I train in the yard.
We play "Zarnitsa" there
They drew a boundary for me,
I'm on duty! Watch out!
Once you trust me, I can do it!
And the parents are in the window
They look after me with concern.
Don't worry about your son,
I am the future man!
JACK OF ALL TRADES.
2 people participate. It is necessary to sew on the button as quickly as possible. The winner is the one who quickly and efficiently completes the task.
FIGHTING COCKS.
A circle with a diameter of 1 m is drawn on the floor. Two participants have their hands tied behind them. Jumping on one leg, the player must push the opponent out of the circle or throw him off balance so that he stands on both legs.
COLLECT A PROVERB.
(In the envelopes is a proverb cut into words. Who can fold it faster.)
1. Hero - for the Motherland with a mountain.
2. Live - serve the Motherland.
3. Where there is courage, there is victory.
4. If the Army is strong, the country is invincible.
DRILL.
1. Do push-ups. (Who is bigger.)
3. Follow the commands: left, right, circle. (Who never makes a mistake.)
Every boy can become a soldier
Fly across the sky, sail across the sea,
Guard the border with a machine gun,
To protect your Fatherland.
But first on the football field
He will protect the gate with himself.
And for a friend in the yard and school
He will face an unequal, difficult battle.
Don't let other people's dogs near the kitten -
More difficult than playing war.
If you didn't protect your little sister,
How will you protect your country?
Defender of the Fatherland Day
Congratulations to dad
Happy Men's Day:
In my youth, I know
He served in the army.
That means he is also a warrior,
At least not a commander.
Worthy of a holiday
Protected the whole world!
For me, you are the main one.
You won't let me fall:
I am the glorious Fatherland
Small part.
February, February, winter and sun!
And the first birds call!
Today I looked out the window:
He froze and pressed his face to the glass.
My friends - yesterday boys -
Today we grew up and suddenly
All as one, abandoning their books,
They held hands and stood in a circle
And they promised their mothers and sisters
Protect the boundaries of joy,
Take care of our world - both birds and the sun,
Keep me safe in the window!
Defenders of the Fatherland
Thanks to everyone who gave their lives,
For dear Rus', for freedom,
Who forgot fear and fought,
Serving my beloved people.
Thank you,
Your feat is eternal,
While my country is alive,
You are in our souls,
In our hearts, we will never forget the heroes!
Boys, dads and grandfathers are dear,
Happy men's holiday!
You are kind, smart, strong!
We want to congratulate you!
You always protect our happiness,
Don't let evil come to us.
Serve, work and dream -
Everything to keep us light!
COMPETITION “IMPORTANT REPORT”
There is a package hidden in the classroom. It contains a task that needs to be completed. Contestants are looking for a package. In the bag are sweets and a note: “You will be awarded sweets for winning this competition, you must share this prize among everyone.”
The game had already gone on for a long time, but the spectators in the stands were still jumping, stomping, hugging and bludgeoning each other. The slightly pale Klapzuba stared down motionless. No, he's not wrong. The guys did not play in their usual manner. Either they were tired from the road, or they were not in the mood, but the team’s game was not going well. It was still a great game that delighted the crowd, but it lacked the excitement and enthusiasm needed to win. Meanwhile, the Reds played like eleven devils, and the Klapzub players were on the defensive throughout the first half. When the referee's whistle signaled the end of the first half with the score 1:0 in favor of Australia, the Klapzub players returned to the dressing room dejected. None of them said a word, they sat down on chairs and benches, and only Gonza endlessly blew his nose, trying to hold back the tears welling up in his eyes.
In the next room, an army of massage therapists and trainers descended on the Australian players to rub and clap their tired muscles. It was quiet in the Klapzubov locker room, and the shadow of inevitable defeat hung over the Bukvichi team. If only my father would come! But today, as if on purpose, he, who was always waiting for them in the locker room, hesitated. Minutes passed, and father still did not show up!
- Lord, did something happen to him? - said Frantik with eyes widened with fear.
Everyone shuddered. Indeed, there is no other way to explain his absence. The guys were overcome with despair. They jumped up from their seats and rushed to the doors. A long whistle was heard from outside - the referee announced the start of the second half. But the Klapzubites didn’t even raise an eyebrow. They were interested in one thing: what happened to their father?
At that moment old Klapzuba appeared at the door.
- Father! Father!
Everyone joyfully rushed to him. He stood in front of his sons, slightly flushed, and had difficulty fighting them off.
- Well, well, crazy devils, wait a minute!
They retreated, realizing that he was going to tell them something. And the pevolpo lowered their eyes. But the father was not angry. On the contrary, his voice sounded soft, even too soft.
- Wait, guys, don't strangle me! There is a measure for everything! I watched you play. Very good, really, very good. I have never seen such clean work from you...
Tonic raised his eyes suspiciously - he didn’t like this sweet tone at all. And the father continued:
- Indeed, the game is amazing! Running, teamwork, and what shots! You made me very happy! One fat gentleman came to me and said that in Sydney there was a club for heavyweights from a hundred kilograms and above. They say that sometimes they also play football, so wouldn’t you agree to play with them next Sunday? But first, let them rest a little so that they can be worthy opponents. And then one young lady came to me and said that they were introducing the game of handball here. And, they say, my (no), it would be more pleasant and more convenient for you than getting confused with football. And besides, I heard two old grandmothers arguing whether they lost the ball as often in their youth as today's Europeans...
- Father!..
It was more of a scream than a cry. Everyone sobbed with rage. Old Klapzuba could not stand the sarcastic tone. It melted and went soft.
“I took a bite out of His English Majesty’s pipe because of you.” Damn it, team, what will I tell my mother?..
The guys couldn’t stand it any longer and ran outside, where the referee was whistling angrily, and the stands were screaming, demanding the defeat of the Czechs. Before leaving the corridor, Tonic stopped:
- Guys... My God!..
The last “to be or not to be!” has arrived! Everyone felt the significance of his words. They wiped their eyes with their sleeves and silently shook hands. It was more than an oath.
And they went and began to play.
Their performance was amazing and devastating, like a hurricane. There were moments when the Australians stopped running to see what was actually happening around them. White attack? Eight people rushed like a whirlwind across the field, and somewhere between them a ball flew, invisible until it hit the goal net. Protection? Twelve people are like a white wall. Combinations?
At any school party dedicated to the Defenders of the Fatherland Day, in addition to traditional congratulations and gifts, musical or theatrical skits are always useful as a surprise from girls or friends, as well as to make an interesting introduction to a competition program or an entertaining number.
Z collected here skits for February 23rd for schoolchildren of different ages that will fit well into the program of this holiday
1. Sketch for February 23rd for schoolchildren “Three girls under the window”
(three girls in Russian folk costumes are sitting)
Leading: Three maidens by the window[
Dreamed about it in the evening..
. 1st Maiden: I wish I could get married soon,
I'm really tired of girls!
2nd Maiden: Just for anyone
I wouldn't go out!
3rd Maiden: I would marry a businessman
Like behind a stone wall!
Mom would love her son-in-law,
But where can you get something like this?
1st Maiden: Well, I'm sure
I would marry a sailor!
And while he swam in the sea,
I would live without knowing grief!
2nd Maiden: There are no sailors these days,
This is simply a rarity!
I wish I could marry the military -
Strong, extraordinary!
I would be happy
With a guy as strong as a rock.
3rd Maiden: We're daydreaming, girls...
All the guys crushed
They could lie on the sofa
Yes, enjoy football!
Leading: Oh, these young people
All of you can't bear to get married!
May I get into the conversation?
I know where the guys are!
Not one, not two, not three...
Girls (in unison): Where is this?! Speak!!!
Leading (points to the young men sitting in the hall):
Look here:
The guys are here!
Not warriors - so what?
Everyone is stately and good-looking!
One person per sister...
1st Maiden (points to one of the guys): C'mon, I'll take it!
2nd Maiden (points to another): I liked this one!
3rd Maiden (on the third): This one made me smile!
Girls(together): All the guys are good,
Just a holiday for the soul!
Leading: Girls, you are almost right - today is a holiday, and this is a holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, brave, persistent and self-confident. Therefore, let's congratulate them from the bottom of our hearts, and the way to the hearts of men is - you know - through their stomachs! (The girls invite everyone to a tea party or banquet)
2. Sketch for younger schoolchildren “Bogatyrs”.
(perhaps this sketch will become the basis, like “Thirty-three heroes”, written for kindergarten graduates)
Leading: Do you know, of course, who defended our Rus' in ancient times, who are the heroes of Russian epics?
(Children answer).
The song “Our Heroic Strength” plays, music. A. Pakhmutova, poems by N. Dobronravov.
Ilya Muromets enters with a spear and sword. He walks around the hall and stands in the center.
Ilya Muromets:
I'm from the city, from Murom.
From the village of that Karacharov.
And my name is Ilya Muromets
(bows).
I stood for Rus' for many years and winters,
Sparing no effort and time.
So that Rus' never, for all time,
There was no one to fight or ruin.
And who remembers the names of my friends who fought with me for Mother Rus'?
(Children answer: Dobrynya Nikitich and Alyosha Popovich!)
Ilya Muromets:
That's right, here they come!
Alyosha Polovin and Dobrynya Nikitich enter to the music.
Alesha Popovich:
I am Alyosha Popovich by name, from Rostov the Great City. And my comrade - Dobrynya Nikitich!
Nikitich:
One day, Prince Vladimir of Stolno-Kyiv gathered the heroes for a feast and gave instructions.
Ilya Muromets:
I want to fight my enemies in the field.
Alesha Popovich:
I must collect tribute to the prince.
Nikitich:
And he sent me a tribute overseas to conquer.
Ilya Muromets:
To carry out all the instructions we must be strong, dexterous and courageous.
Well, brothers? Shall we show off our heroic strength?
Leading:
Don't you, heroes, look at our good fellows and beauties!
Ilya Muromets:
With pleasure.
(Children play games and competitions with the heroes).
Ilya Muromets:
So, are there any fellows among you who are ready to show off their daring? Come out together, brave ones! (call 5-10 people each to join their team).
The Bogatyrs are holding a competition “Darling Well Done”, which consists of 3 tasks:
1. The task of the participants is, without exchanging a single word or sound, to stand in a line, according to the decrease in shoe size.
2. Participants are blindfolded. Without seeing, they must line up according to height.
3. Each team depicts a functioning mechanism (for example, a car, a vacuum cleaner, a computer), and all team members must be involved.
The Bogatyri winners are awarded sweet prizes and diplomas from “Daly fellows.”
3. A skit on February 23 for high school students “The Bogatyr and the Serpent Gorynych.”
(Show the skit in costumes and in a good mood).
(Ilya Muromets is standing in thought, and the Serpent Gorynych with three heads approaches him...)
Dragon: Ilya Muromets, are you aware that our boys have a holiday today - February 23?
Ilya Muromets: You are the Gorynych boy, and I am a man - the defender of the homeland.
Dragon: Ilya, can I also stand here... with you, protect...?
Ilya Muromets: Wait until...
Dragon: It’s quiet... maybe he’ll call his enemies, but the two of us are giving them a hard time...
Ilya Muromets: Enemies are those who come on their own and do evil, and the rest are opponents...
Dragon: Ilya, you know, I became a vegetarian... now I only eat cabbage..
Ilya Muromets: And what?
Dragon: nutritious... Ilya, maybe we should go to the village, there are girls hanging out...
Ilya Muromets: I'm married...
Dragon: What do you want to be given as a gift on February 23?
Ilya Muromets: Binoculars to look at the country, to see the adversary from afar...
Dragon: And I also want binoculars...
Dragon: Look, someone is running - the enemy must be...
Ilya Muromets: No, these are eleventh grade girls running to school to congratulate their boys...
Dragon: And somehow they are running at a jump...
Ilya Muromets: It's so cold...
Dragon: Look, they're definitely enemies!!! and war paint...
Ilya Muromets: Yes, these are girls from the 10th grade, running to school, also so smart...
Dragon: Ilya, what are they doing there at school?
Ilya Muromets: Concert...
Dragon: Yes, then I’ll run and have a look too...
Ilya Muromets: Look there...
Dragon: Of course of course...
Ilya Muromets: Oh, SMC, they write, they invited me to a party, how could I not respect it... I’ll go...
(Source: tca77.narod.ru)
4. Scene
There are three girls on stage.
Girl 1: Well, what are we going to give? (everyone is thinking)
Girl 2: No, why do we have to give them something every year?!
Girl 3: They give it to us?
Girl 2: Mimosa and Alpen Gold are not a gift, but a mockery. Moreover, in our country it is “International Women’s Day”, i.e. for all women. And they have “Defender of the Fatherland Day”. Which one of them served?
Girl 1: Yes, guys are generally lucky in life. You can wear clothes and shoes until they tear, and not until a new collection appears.
Girl 3: You can also get a manicure done with your teeth for free.
Girl 2: A belly is not a reason for depression, but a sign of masculinity!
Girl 1: To calm your nerves, you don’t need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist, you just need to overhaul the carburetor.
Girl 3: If you come to work wearing something different from what you wore yesterday, everyone understands that today is your birthday.
Girl 2: You don’t know how much bread, cheese and sausage cost, but you have it all at home.
Girl 1: You can open a tin can with a knife. Then take the crumb, dip it in butter - that’s it, dinner is ready!
Girl 3: Girls, come on. That we attacked them. By the way, being a man is not only “advantages”, but also hard work.
Girl 2: For example?
Girl 3: For example, when buying sneakers, you need to choose a style so that you can go to the theater or to a birthday party. (everyone nods understandingly).
Girl 1: What are we going to do with the gift? As usual: shaving foam and lotion?
Girl 2: No, if a man has a bunch of accessories in his makeup bag, that means there’s something wrong with him, but if there’s only one toothbrush, then you’re a brutal guy. Let's give them toothbrushes.
Girl 3: And most importantly, our love (draw hearts in the air).
5. Musical scene for February 23 “How my own mother saw me off”
Characters:
Vania
Mother
Grandmother
Sister
Draft commission. In the corridor of the military registration and enlistment office there is a long line consisting of future defenders of the Fatherland. The line moves slowly, somewhere in the back a conversation arises between two conscripts Vasily and Eduard. Vasiliy is a simple Russian guy from the outback, and Eduard is a representative of advanced youth, the son of rich parents.
Edward (addressing Vasily): Well, bro, do you think they’ll draft you into the army?
Basil: The doctor said: “Healthy as a bull!”
Edward: Have you tried “mowing”?
Basil: Yes, I mow every summer, I’m already tired of it, so I decided: it’s better to join the army for two years and relax.
Edward: Right! I think so too! What is your name?
Basil: Vasya.
Edward: And I'm Edward. Listen, Vasya, where do you work?
Basil: Yes, I play music in the club.
Edward: Cool! I also work as a DJ in a nightclub. Who are your ancestors? I mean, what do parents do?
Basil: Father is a foreman.
Edward: Brigadier? My father also has his own team. Listen, who does he go under?
Basil: Under the chairman.
Edward: I have never heard of such an authority. Listen, I still have a brother.
Basil: And I have one, he grazes cows and heifers.
Edward: What are you talking about? My brother also herds heifers on Tverskaya. How are you doing on the personal front? Dude, I mean, do you have a mare?
Basil: Eat! Only she can barely walk lately.
Edward; Why?
Basil: Yes, I drove her! And recently he beat me with a whip.
Edward: Well, you're a maniac! Why didn’t your family excuse you? Probably, there are problems with grandmothers.
Basil: Not really. I've never had any problems with my grandmothers; they love me.
Edward: It's good to have cabbage, by the way, where do you store it?
Basil: In the bank.
Edward: That’s right, it’s safer, now there are so many assholes who are greedy for other people’s greenery.
Basil: Yes Yes! We had one such goat!
Edward: Why was it?
Basil: Yes, my father and I killed him.
Edward: How did you score?
Basil: So, they slaughtered it for meat.
Edward(scared): For meat? What a family!
Basil: Look, this line never seems to end. I’m already hungry, maybe we should go somewhere?
Edward(hysterical): No! No need! Not me! Save!
Edward runs away. Vasily, perplexed, remains alone at the back of the queue.
Basil: And how do they recruit such psychos into the army?
8. Sketch - monologue for February 23 for schoolchildren - "Insidious dating site"
(a high school student comes on stage, sits down at his laptop and at the same time talks on the phone with a friend)
Voice behind the scenes: It's no secret that schoolchildren are now the owners and creators of many websites, some have this as a hobby, some are making their first attempts to start a business... A skit about the misfortune of a dating site administrator.
Hello, well, I made a dating site, but no one goes...
- What am I doing? Every day I go and look - no one registers...
- Why add it yourself? And then people will immediately come to the site? Will they meet? You're talking business...
- Well, okay, let me try... Here I am writing, strong, muscular, handsome...
- What photo should I add?
- Love?
- I added a photo of Tarzan
- Let be?
- And here... I added... a girl... here's the link, look (pretends to send)
- Yes, I don’t know who it is....
- What is Peskov in a concert costume?
- Well, okay, I’ll add...
- Look, look! Someone came to the site and wrote something...
- Wow, he wants to meet... me.. (is reading) I'm Paris Hilton - added a photo...
- Now I’ll write that I liked him too... and let him also tell about himself...
- That writes?
- He writes why there are so many mistakes in every word that I had in Russian...
- I told him that Russian is bad...
- It’s noticeable - he writes that there are several mistakes in each word...
- I wrote to him that this is how to meet American women...
- Oh, look, someone else is writing...
- The girl is writing.
- That writes? He writes that I’m some kind of stunted... but it was written by a handsome, muscular man... but it’s not my fault, maybe the photo shows Tarzan as a child?
- I still read one message and that’s it...
- There is a military man in the photo... who does he want to meet there...
- WAAAAH!
- What is it, he writes, waiting for me at the military registration and enlistment office for a medical examination, in the spring for the army.
- No, I’m happy, I just didn’t expect that via the Internet... they would... send me... a summons...
Characters:
HOST.
Girls:
SMART. Nerd girl. Wear glasses. He prefers science to marriage.
AMBALKA. Tall, broad-shouldered. Speaks in a deep voice.
BLONDE. No comments needed. The only clarification: she wears a bust size of 4.
WARRANT. Female ensign. There are no other differences.
TOLYAN. Ambalka's groom. True, Ambalka herself thinks so. Tolyan has his own opinion on this matter, but he prefers to keep it to himself. Moreover, he is still intact.
SVETKA. Ambalka's friend and Tolyan's secret love.
RELATIVES. Extras in unlimited quantities.
HOST. Good evening, dear friends! The holiday that has brought us all together in this hall today is truly a national holiday. Fatherland - what could be more expensive for every person, citizen of the country. Defender of the Fatherland Day is one of our favorite holidays, a holiday of our beloved and dear men. And those who are sitting in this hall now, and those who at these moments are carrying out their difficult but honorable service!
SMART (comes out from behind the scenes). Listen, (name), I just stood backstage, and this is what I thought. So what happens, for whom is it a holiday, and for whom is it a service?
Ambalka comes onto the stage - slowly, with a heavy gait, and waddles.
AMBALKA. What is the market about, girls? Who decided to slant here?
SMART. Nobody. We talked about the fact that many men fulfill their military duty on this holiday.
AMBALKA. Right! They didn’t want to do the marital duty, so now let them do the military duty! (Into the hall). Am I right? Moreover, it was necessary to mow during the medical examination.
SMART. But this is unfair! I think that for one day a year, we women should take on this mission!
HOST. How is that?
SMART. We must take on the mission of defenders of the Fatherland. Just imagine: men celebrate, and women serve at this time!
Blonde runs onto the stage.
BLONDE. Oh, girls! What a beautiful word! Is the mission something like shopping?
AMBALKA. In this case, the mission is something like a casting.
BLONDE (happily claps her hands). Oh, how I like it! Mission, casting! Where is it? At a modeling agency?
BLONDE (claps her hands again). Oh, I want, I want, I want! Are there any men there?
SMART. Eat. But only on other days. And today we will be in their place! Girls, to be honest, I’m afraid of the medical examination. I have problems with my vision.
AMBALKA. Do not be afraid! The local ophthalmologist has only one letter drawn on his poster.
SMART. What letter?
AMBALKA. Letter "O". This is the font! (shows).
BLONDE. Oh girls, I'm worried. I only have a size 4 bust, do you think they will take me? And my waist has gained three millimeters, but we don’t have time for fitness anymore? Such a problem!
AMBALKA. Found the problem! Here's my problem!
BLONDE (sympathetically). So, did you get better too?
AMBALKA. Not. Neurologists are breaking their hammers on my knees. Dad only works for them.
SMART (thoughtfully). Girls, there is hazing in the army...
AMBALKA. Relax. When we arrive, there will be BABovshchina!
CONCERT NUMBER.
SMART. Girls, be quiet! (Takes out the phone and rings.) Mom, don't wait for me today. I'm going to serve! No, there will only be girls there. I know that I will never get married this way. You already offered me a monastery! But I have completely different goals in this life.
BLONDE (also takes out her phone). Hello, cat! Don't come after me. The girls and I are going to the army, I’ll be back late. Well, why did you immediately “follow the men”? All the men, by the way, are in your sauna today. In fact, we are going to take the rap for you! Well, that's it, smack-smack!
AMBALKA (makes a sign to someone backstage. Tolyan comes out from there dejectedly - he is short, smaller than Ambalka. He walks up to her doomedly, hugs her by the waist, presses against her. Ambalka speaks in a thick bass voice). Will you wait for me, Tolyan?
TOLYAN (speaks in a doomed tone). Lucy, how can I not wait for you. I shouldn't have asked.
AMBALKA (in a threatening tone). But I didn’t ask. I warned. See me here. I find out that Svetka accompanied you home from the corporate party, I’ll come back and kill you.
TOLYAN (looks up pleadingly). So I'll drink it!
AMBALKA (thoughtfully). It is truth too. (Looks at Tolyan again). But only up to the fence! If I find out that she was wandering into your yard, I’ll come back and kill you!
They leave the stage.
CONCERT NUMBER.
All three girls return to the stage.
SMART. Oh, girls, what kind of troops do you think they will take us into now? Personally, I would like to serve in the engineering forces. My education allows this.
AMBALKA. And I am in the Airborne Forces! My beliefs allow this!
BLONDE. Oh, girls! And I would like to serve on the border! There are only foreigners there... well, on the other side... Imagine, I’m standing at my post...
SMART. And the intruder is coming right at you!
BLONDE (enthusiastically). And he says to me: girl, what’s your name? And I told him: Angela!
AMBALKA. Give him another phone number!
SMART. That's it! (with irony) What if he’s not cute?
BLONDE (disappointed). Unsympathetic? Well, I don’t know... well, then I should probably join other troops...
CONCERT NUMBER
The girls return to the stage, but do not have time to say anything: the Ensign enters the stage. He walks along the girls, meticulously examining them.
WARRANTS. Talkers in action! Why aren't they filled? Where are the foot wraps?
SMART. By the way, foot wraps have long been abolished!
WARRANTS. Who's the smartest one here?
SMART. Conscript Ivanov!
WARRANTS. Break down! Two outfits out of order!
AMBALKA. Are we already in the army? What kind of troops?
WARRANTS. Who is the bravest one here?
AMBALKA. Petrov's conscript.
WARRANTS. Three outfits out of order!
BLONDE. Did you say something about outfits? Can I try it on?
WARRANTS. And who is our most curious?
BLONDE. Sidorov's conscript. Can I try it on?
WARRANTS. You can try on your finger to your nose. But in the army they don’t try anything on; in the army they take the word of a comrade warrant officer. Because Comrade Warrant Officer is now your mom, your dad, and your dad’s salary card!
AMBALKA (interested). What are you saying about the card? In terms of?
WARRANTS. In the sense that it is blocked.
BLONDE. What were you saying about the outfits? What brands do you have?
WARRANTS. We have three brands: mop, rag and bucket! (looks carefully at the Blonde). And, in general, what is this appearance? Why not according to the charter?
BLONDE. (looks at himself). What is it? Well, yes, it’s not a Hilfiger, it’s much more expensive...
All the girls begin to fuss: the smart one crouches down, covers her head with her hands, the Ambalka with her fists at the ready looks for the supposed danger, the Blonde takes a pose - posing as if in front of a camera.
WARRANTS. Flash on the right! (To the blonde). Who was the team? For those who are especially stupid, I repeat twice: flash on the right!
BLONDE (turns the other side). Oh, already on the right? But I keep thinking it’s on the left!
WARRANTS. What kind of carom is this that is not according to the regulations?
BLONDE. But you said it yourself - flash on the right! So the photographer is on the right! Am I turning the wrong way?
WARRANTS. You were born wrong! Four outfits out of order!
BLONDE. Oh, girls, four whole outfits! Oh, how I like it in the army!
WARRANTS. Did the service seem like honey? Well, let’s quickly answer the question without hesitation! Here's a plane flying. It's made of aluminum!
SMART. Maybe made of aluminum?
WARRANTS. Who said?
SMART. Conscript Ivanov!
WARRANTS. I fell and did three push-ups! (The smart one does three push-ups, then sits exhausted). Go ahead! The plane is carrying a nuclear bomb!
SMART (squeaks with all her might). Not nuclear, but nuclear!
WARRANTS. Who said?
SMART. Conscript Ivanov!
WARRANTS. I fell and did push-ups three more times! Go ahead! An aluminum plane drops a nuclear bomb on our unit. Your actions?
BLONDE. I need to call the cat!
AMBALKA. You need to do your legs before it goes boom!
SMART (beeps). Urgently save your comrade warrant officer!
WARRANTS. Who said?
SMART. Conscript Ivanov!
WARRANTS. Conscript Ivanov - get into formation! The rest - a forced march of ten kilometers! The first one went!
All the girls run backstage, followed by the Ensign.
CONCERT NUMBER
Congratulating your loved ones on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if it’s a corporate event for men on February 23, female colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each person invited to the holiday.
Place, time
Start by choosing a room - this will help you decide on all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant with enough space for a stage, dancing, and banquet tables. Sufficient space will allow you to implement all the ideas for decorating the hall and any theme of the corporate party for February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to combat despondency.
It is not always possible to move furniture in the office; office equipment gets in the way; there is not enough space for active competitions. And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.
Decor
- Hang a congratulatory banner above the entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. They can be easily supplemented with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;
- make a “cool” stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main message is.
A joke on competitors - a poster where one army is chasing another. The winners have your company logo on their helmets/caps, while the losers have their competitor’s logo on them. But it is better to discuss this point with management.
- borrow a camouflage net for the duration of the corporate event(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture or hung on the wall in a photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;
- Cut triangles from khaki paper and assemble into garlands. Inside some of them paste your logo, a photo of the heroes of the occasion in helmets and caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in themed colors in the shape of military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.
Inside every man, even the most serious one, there lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, organize a radio-controlled jeep race at your corporate event - the stronger sex will be delighted!
- buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki cocktail straws. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (the company logo against the background of the country’s flag, a helmet, a red star), and replace the labels on bottles with themed pictures.
Invite all your colleagues to the corporate event, not just men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a postcard in a military style (tank, grenade, brave soldier), a comic summons to the military registration and enlistment office, a dispatch from a general with an order to appear at the gathering place;
In addition to funny skits and congratulatory songs, prepare thematic anecdotes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored during breaks between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by crowds.
There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate event script - these are rather arbitrary preparations that “pop up” during the course of the event. This will make the atmosphere at the party more relaxed.
Script, entertainment
We offer a universal corporate party scenario for February 23rd in army style. Suitable for a relaxed company gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to set up a military registration and enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang up instructions, posters, stands.
If the corporate party on February 23 is not held at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe/restaurant staff about the decoration of the hall (not everyone allows you to create your own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an establishment).
The main presenter appears in the image of a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets the guests and invites them to sit at the tables.
Introductory part
Two “brand new” FIFA girls appear on the stage, very slender, typical “blondes”. The guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:
First girl(P): ...and also womanism flourishes there and for some reason it needs to be on the nightstand.
Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!
P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. You'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. You can also wash foot wraps by hand and even clean your boots yourself!
IN(horrified): And all by hand? What about manicure?!
P: Honey, what a manicure! All day long, either a machine gun or a shovel is in my hands - a manicurist. And makeup, by the way. Just imagine, you spend the whole morning making things look beautiful, and then bam the commander says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”
IN: No, I won’t join the army, a gas mask doesn’t suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there... But I’m wearing a gas mask... Eh!
P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the worst thing (in a creepy whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!
The second girl makes big eyes, covers her most precious possessions with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? He begins to howl loudly: How can I slope down? I won't go!
Two new people appear on the stage and approach the FIFA. Portly, with curves. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:
Honey: Why did you burst into tears, you sick people? Who did you give in to? You'll only scare away all the men!
POV: They don’t want to give honor! Yes, there would be something to give away (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, Shast Otsedova (he swings a ladle at the fifa, they run away from the stage).
Momma's children, no way in the world
Don't go to the army to serve
In the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
In the army for two years without pay.
We will bite, offend and beat you
Don't join the army, you whiners.
In the army there is a robber, in the army there is a vampire
The army has a terrible co-manager!
They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:
But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live with you until
Yes, the army has shovels, parade ground and machine guns
The commander with a hangover is terrible
But we will feed you, care for you and love you
Come to the army to serve!
In the army they will show you and teach you everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed you, care for you and love you
Come, guys, to serve in the army!
When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, and remade songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly with the music everyone is familiar with.
Body check
Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how can you not run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad should line up for the medical examination and roll call. Stand up in alphabetical order so that my eyes don’t run over the list of surnames. Why are we sitting?! There will be no deferments from the army for anyone today!
All men invited to the corporate event are lined up according to the first letter of their last name. The medical examination on February 23, of course, will be humorous - there is no need to undress or touch anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the ranks and comments.
A person who knows everyone well should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues for February 23rd. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.
- so, private Antonov... Wow, what hands! With such people you don’t even need a shovel - valuable personnel;
- Dubov, why have you grown hair like a mammoth’s armpit?? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will be sweating under your helmet. Should I shave? Okay, we'll figure it out later.
IN: ok, the medical examination is over. Now we line up according to height (men rearrange). You are so slow, like pregnant turtles! We need to hurry you up... Well, quickly line up according to the size of your manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgar people!
For our corporate party scenario for February 23rd, prepare military-style caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men. V. distributes them after the “platoon” has adjusted to the size of the belly.
IN., looking around the “soldiers”: But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But the appearance is great, the main thing is physical preparation! Defending your homeland doesn’t mean shaving off your beard with a jillette—risk is always present.
Active competitions
Next in the scenario are army-style competitions. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - physical fitness and the average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the location of the corporate event.
On February 23, darts or throwing balls of paper into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, and endurance are suitable for the office. For young people, you can organize sports games ("exercises") in nature. Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in limited space):
- who will hold the young lady in his arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, squat, spin around, stand on one leg);
- who will inflate a balloon faster, jumping butt on a foot-drop to the song “Esaul, why did you abandon your horse?”. The ball needs to be put on the hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);
- two participants have dangling bags with two raw eggs inside hung from their fronts. By swinging the bag, you need to break your opponent's eggs. Conclusion to the competition: “Now let’s see which of you has the strongest eggs!” Of course, if the morals of the company allow such jokes;
- use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on top of the other. The difficulty is that the cans need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls, drink the penalty and try again or pass the ball to the next one;
- wrap footcloths(tear strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.
Table break
IN: “Service is service, and lunch is on schedule. I invite everyone to the table!” To prevent a corporate party from turning into a banal drinking party, prepare short funny skits, congratulations on February 23 in verse, songs of alteration, etc. Military-style table games and competitions will fit perfectly:
- exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;
- take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Anyone who can’t remember/come up with a penalty drink or forfeits;
- guess theme songs based on the first line/musical fragment;
- if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by body part which of the fair half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if the series of eyes, hands and the back of heads is diluted with a couple of pictures of appetizing cleavage and women’s butts(or even men’s ones - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).
- guess how much the backpack/duffel bag shown by the presenter weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).
Oath, collective congratulations
IN: So, stop relaxing! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid the burden, so be it, I read it, and you bawle in a friendly chorus, “I swear!” after each point of the oath.
- sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they are not given a salary (in unison - I swear!)
- diligently pretend that I strictly follow all the orders of my superiors
- come up with masterly excuses for absenteeism and tardiness
- to respond to the machinations of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - with shock labor
- always protect the honor and dignity of the fair half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.
Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the defenders of the reliable
Happy holiday - hurray! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything in life be beautiful,
Enough money for the south and beer
Heroic health and women's health (in unison: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give you affection and warmth,
So that the fish always bite, so that every choice is easy
I was on my life's journey. Well, for the sake of rhyming “for” - from February 23!
The final part of the scenario is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - keychains, medals, fake military ID cards, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awards with humor - “cool” nominations:
- Mr. Savior, smile, homebody, hard worker, charm, punctuality;
- "real colonel" to the most senior or superior
- “a fighter of the invisible front” to someone who does unnoticed but important work
- “peacemaker” for the ability to resolve conflict situations
- "think tank" for idea generator
- “operative staff” to someone who always turns out to be in the right place at the right time, does not refuse to replace a colleague, and helps out when necessary;
- Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.
Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there will be a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of your colleagues.
Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scenarios and competitions are collected and.
