1.Fanfare sounds. A young man and a girl, high school students, appear on stage. Then, against the backdrop of beautiful music, V. Bryusov’s piece “To a Woman” sounds
young man
You are a woman, you are a book between books,
You are a rolled up, sealed scroll;
There is an abundance of thoughts and words in his lines,
Every moment in his pages is insane.
You are a woman, you are a witch's drink!
It burns with fire as soon as it enters your mouth;
But the flame drinker suppresses the cry
And he praises madly in the midst of torture.
You are a woman, and you are right.
From time immemorial she has been adorned with a crown of stars,
You are the image of a deity in our abysses!
We draw you with an iron yoke,
We serve you, crushing the firmament of the mountains,
And we pray - from eternity - for you!
Young woman
I am a woman!
And that’s why I’m beautiful!
I look, as if in a mirror, into the holy heavens...
I am a woman! And it’s clear to everyone in the world
That I am pure with all my being...
I fly through life like a free wind...
I give love and affection to everyone around...
I am a woman! And I am responsible for everyone...
For peace, for life, and for you, my friend...
I am a woman...I am not a hindrance in my age...
How old my soul feels is how old I am...
I am a woman! And I am the creator of success...
Without women, men have no success.
Presenter: Eighth of March... The hero of the spring celebration is a woman. Not everyone knows the history of this holiday. But the day of honoring women originated in ancient Rome. Then this holiday was celebrated by “matrons” - women who were born free and married. On this day they received gifts from their husbands and were surrounded by attention and care. On this day, even slaves were freed from their duties.
In 1910 on the 2nd International conference Socialist women in Copenhagen established this day as a day of struggle for women's rights.
Gradually this day lost its political connotation and became the day of all women. This kind and gentle holiday today has many romantic names: the holiday of spring, the holiday of love, the holiday of beauty. But it is, of course, dedicated primarily to women!
In our school, this day is traditionally celebrated as Mothers and Grandmothers Day! It is about them - our relatives, beloved mothers and grandmothers - that we will talk today. Congratulations will sound for you, our dear ones!
Leading: "About mom and grandma." This is the name of the song that the students of grade 3 “A” will perform for you.
May this day make your dreams come true,
Brings a lot of warmth with it,
Like a beautiful and fabulous dream,
He will be happy and colorful!
And one more gift for mothers and grandmothers - “Dance of the Mouse”. Performed by girls of grade 7 "A".
Readers-boys of different ages come out
1) I remember: I’m three years old,
And I got a little sick...
Mom walks around the room
And asks God for something...
I see my mother crying...
She is so easy to offend.
I will be the healthiest
So as not to see her tears...
2) I’m ten... I got into a fight at school.
Bruise... In the diary - not very...
I made a frivolous sarcasm to my mother,
That I’m a boy, not a daughter...
And I see my mother crying,
Worried again about my son...
I will be worthy of the most...
I must grow up to be a man...
3) I grew up and I’m fifteen...
They are not allowed to go out again.
And it's time for me to fall in love,
But my mother is harsh with me...
I see my mother crying
Seeing my blog on the Internet...
I will be the most cultured
So as not to see these tears...
)I'm twenty...I'm getting married, guys!
Bride with a tattoo...
Well, mom, don’t judge prejudicially...
She's already embarrassed too...
I see my mother crying
Hugging my daughter-in-law like a daughter,
And whispers: “Be yourself,
Give birth to a son for him!”
5) I’m forty... Wife and children,
And hope smolders in the heart...
And the sun shines so dimly
After all, my mother is sick...
I cry and my mother whispers,
Seeing a man's tear:
“I will be healthy myself,
After all, son, I breathe with you..."
Presenter:
Life sunny and clear,
Fine days, without worries,
And cloudless happiness,
Like in a fairy tale, all year round!
May it always be, like on this holiday,
They are waiting for attention and warmth,
Compliments and bouquets
And more tender words!
For you, dear guests, the students of our school will perform “Medley”. Meet!
Like no one else in the world,
You are worthy of praise.
Dear ladies - you are fairies,
Congratulations to you today!
And again congratulations from 3 “A” class with the song “The Mother’s Day is Coming.”
The boy reads the article “Being a mother of boys...”
Being a mother of girls, of course, is not the same:
There are dolls, dishes, a hospital, lotto,
There are fluffy dresses and braids for the child...
Fate gave you a little boy.
Your house is not decorated with vases of roses,
And the cyborg killer that your son brought.
Having found him in a puddle near his native house,
Cleaned it, washed it and now it's like new.
No, it's not trash, and don't you dare clean it up!
You want military base break?
Do you want to demolish an airplane hangar?
Come to your senses, woman! This is a nightmare!
You will lead the tin soldiers into battle,
Be bold and daring, don't take a step back!
With him you will learn all the brands of cars,
And there will be more - all types of their tires.
You wouldn't be able to find out without him
Why do you need a jigsaw? Should I kiss?
Why do we need a vice? Maybe squeeze someone?
Bearing - what is it? Something with spikes?
SO MUCH THINGS THAT COULD PASS BY!!!
BUT THIS IS HAPPINESS - BEING A SON'S MOTHER!
Leading. Our guests are cadets from the Border School. (Number)
A girl reads the article “Being a mother of girls...”
Being a mother of boys, of course, is not the same...
Soldiers, guns, in coat puffs,
There's dirt under your nails, fighting with friends...
Fate gave you a PRINCESS!
Your house is decorated with garlands of roses,
(Not a cyborg killer, what a son would bring!)
Beautiful dresses, hairpins, nylon caps -
Everything that every girl should have!
And my daughter already has her mother’s beads
Hidden in a small red box.
And the mascara disappeared like a month ago
(But I say that I haven’t seen her)
And know that there is no happier dad,
Who once became the father of a DAUGHTER!
She kisses him tenderly when they meet
And dad walks around the happiest all evening!
Then, years later, like you to your mother,
I’ll come running to you on your birthday with flowers.
And I’ll quietly whisper a secret in your ear:
“You are the best mom in the world!!!”
Leading
In early March mothers and daughters
With all our hearts we hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible!
On the eighth of March, the celebration of spring,
We wish you all happiness and love,
Pleasant meetings, birth of children
And ageless, happy mothers!
Dear guests! Students congratulate you music school them.
Let's salute this wonderful team and their teacher
Presenter: How often in childhood did we turn to our mother or grandmother with the request: “Read me a fairy tale.” But today, dear mothers and grandmothers, the children themselves will tell you a fairy tale! This is the fairy tale “About the Ryaba Chicken,” known to all of us since childhood. Only... in a new way.
We meet the artists: Van Nikita and Glazauskaite Diana, 7 “A” grade!!!
The fairy tale “The Pockmarked Hen” in a new way.
Baba: Hey, old man, wake up quickly!
Grandfather: Are there wolves at the door?
Why are you making noise, old woman?
Baba: Look what I found:
Our motley hen
She laid an egg under a bush.
Grandfather: Well, she demolished it...What a matter!
What are you, grandma, stunned?
Baba: Yes, the egg is not simple,
And look, it’s golden!
Grandfather: Gold?! Indeed!
You and I got rich.
Baba: Look, it’s burning like heat.
Grandfather: There wouldn’t have been a fire!
Baba: Oh, it's burning! It's blinding!
Grandfather: Miracles!
Baba: Miracles!
Grandfather: Lock it in the chest. (knock on the door)
Baba: There is no one at home.
Look, neighbors, as luck would have it,
Accidentally skidded!
Grandfather: Go and lock the bolt
Yes, we should let the dogs go. (the woman leaves and returns)
Baba: On Wednesday I will go to the city,
There is a market there on Wednesday.
There are a lot of rich people there
I’ll sell them the egg.
How will they give me a pile of money,
They'll throw rubles at me,
I'll get it for my coat
I am Siberian sables.
I'll buy new things,
There are forty different skirts,
Blue floral shawl
I'll fill the chest to the brim.
Grandfather: Why are you telling tales!
Look, you've found a young lady
Dress up in different trash!
Not if we are rich
I'll build a hut instead
Three-story chambers
And gazebos in the corners.
Baba: Punishment with a stupid husband!
What are you, old man, don't be a whim!
We live no worse than others
We don't need floors!
And for these gazebos
Your neighbors will laugh at you.
Grandfather: Let them laugh, I don’t feel sorry!
Baba: Calm down, don’t shout:
There's a rolling pin falling on the floor,
The cast iron rattles in the furnace.
Oh, I don’t like the white light!
Grandfather: Am I the owner or not?
Baba: Oh, the egg rolled,
It rolled and crashed...
And there are no shells left,
Everything has gone somewhere!
(They sit, saddened)
Grandfather: Well, why are we bothering?
There is only one problem with miracles.
We will live as we lived before,
And work as always.
Baba: And you can fix a fur coat,
And you can fix the house.
Grandfather: Only that, apparently, is reliable,
What comes to us through hard work.
Open the door, old woman,
Why should we hide now!
Baba: Hey, neighbor! Hey neighbor!
Come in for lunch!
Here are the pickles and jam:
Everyone is ready for a treat!
Leading.
Mom's hands...
They have heart. Soul.
They save us all from bad weather.
They get so much attention
So much goodness!
It’s like they’re always hugging us.
Mother's hands bring us peace.
I so often want to press my face to them.
And my years that stand behind me,
Then don't bother me
To meet with childhood.
Dear guests! The song “I I kiss your hands yours"
May this day be spring
You are in a great mood.
May there be many flowers
Smiles, kind, gentle words.
Let there be a knight next to you,
Life is filled to the brim with happiness,
After all, this is through your eyes
Spring itself looks at the world!
We wish you bright events,
Health, happiness, long years,
Let this day March 8th -
It will leave a good mark on your soul!
"Sailor Dance"!!! Performed by a 3 “A” class student!
Reader
The unborn baby said:
“I'm afraid to come into this world.
There are so many unfriendly, evil people in it
Prickly eyes, crooked smiles...
I'll freeze, I'll get lost there,
I'll get wet in the heavy rain.
Well, who will I quietly snuggle up to?
Who will I stay with if I’m left alone?”
The Lord answered him quietly:
"Don't be sad, baby, don't be sad,
A good angel will be there with you,
Until you mature and grow.
He will undead you, rock you,
Leaning over to sing lullabies,
He will press you tightly to your chest,
It will gently warm you with its wings.
The first tooth, the first step to see yours,
And wipe away tears with your palm,
And in illness, bending over you,
Remove the heat from your forehead with your lips.
And when, starting to grow up,
You will find your way,
The angel will only watch after you,
Repeating your prayer..."
-What is Angela's name? - Tell..
How can I recognize him among thousands?...
-It doesn't matter at all, baby.
You will call Angel Mom.
Leading
We sincerely congratulate you,
We wish you happiness and warmth,
And on this day, March 8
We give you warm words:
Let the spring holiday bring
Only joy, happiness, warmth.
Let all sorrows disappear,
There will be no unnecessary quarrels in the house.
You smile and worry
They will go away like spring water.
Let only joy be near
Now, today and always!
“Cadet Waltz” performed by students of grade 5 “B”.
All participants of the celebration line up on the stage.
Leading.
Dear women, girls, girls! On the eve of a wonderful spring holiday, I would like to wish you only one thing - to continue to bloom and decorate the whole world with your beauty, radiance and optimism! Remain also feminine and graceful, bring warmth and joy to people with your existence! Don't forget that your smile makes people in this world happier!
The song “Sunny Circle” is playing
In the middle of the evening the whole company will split into several groups. And people in each group will talk about something different: about work, about sports, about children, etc. Do you want to have a fun and interesting holiday - so that all members of the company are interested in not only drinks and snacks during the evening? We offer you a scenario for the holiday on March 8th.
Using this scenario, it’s easy to prepare and have a fun, interesting, exciting holiday - it won’t require any special effort or expense.
Scenario for March 8
The scenario stage for March 8 is preparatory
You need to stock up in advance:
- Chips, you can cut them out of paper in the shape of hearts. They will be awarded to those who won this or that competition, one chip - one point;
- Inflatable balloons - there should be at least three of them, in general, there should be as many of them as a person wants to participate in the “In Position” competition, and tape;
- “Hearts” cut out of cardboard, measuring approximately 15 by 20 cm for the “Wild Beach” competition;
- Artificial banknotes for the competition “Banking Operations”;
- Prizes and gifts for first, second and third place.
- Only the presenter should know the answers to the questions prepared in the script for March 8th.
- There is no need to divide the guests into teams; each of them will participate to some extent in all script competitions.
- Competitions can be held interspersed with toasts so that guests do not look at the table with hungry eyes.
Stage 1 of the scenario for March 8 - congratulatory
Dear women - there is no one more beautiful in the world!
We send you, men, our congratulations.
You are our reward, light, dream, destiny.
We appreciate and love you, we are always with you!
You are not only beautiful, but also smart,
And we cannot compare with your talents.
At work and at home - you have no equal anywhere,
We are grateful to fate for having you with us!
After this congratulations, you can give the women flowers or gifts, if this is what you have planned.
So that you don't sit decorously,
They stupidly didn’t look into the cups,
I'll try now
To entertain you a little.
We'll raise a toast first,
For us (you) women, for our loved ones.
And then we'll start playing,
Let's have a great time!
Stage 2 of the scenario by March 8 - intellectual
Leading:
- Now I will ask you comic riddles, the answers should be just as comic. For every correctly guessed riddle, I give you a chip. Based on the number of chips, first, second and third place will subsequently be awarded and prizes will be awarded.
Begin:
- Why don't the fish bite?
(she has no beak).
- What happens if you cross a cucumber with an onion?
(the cucumber will cry).
- Which side of the road are you never on?
(another).
- What's the difference between dragons and fleas, except that one is big and the other is small?
(dragons can have fleas, but fleas cannot have dragons).
- What falls on you but doesn't hurt?
- What is the largest arc in the world?
- What fur coat never keeps you warm?
(drawn).
- Where does the carnival begin?
(with the letter K).
Leading:
- And now I want to take you back a little to childhood (don’t be alarmed - this is not what it means to “fall into childhood”) and find out how well you remember fairy tales. To answer my questions, you must name a fairy tale, a fairy-tale character, or some object from a fairy tale.
- Seven wishes on one leg?
(gem flower).
- Fairy tale fool?
(Ivanushka).
- A story about the long journey of a bakery product to the consumer?
(gingerbread man).
- Details of a woman's dress that contain lakes, swans and other environmental elements?
- Baba Yaga's residence?
(a hut on chicken legs).
- The friendliest communal apartment?
(teremok).
- Individual reusable flying machine?
- A reliable means of orientation in fairy-tale situations?
- A reward for a feat that is given in addition?
(half the kingdom).
Stage 3 of the scenario for March 8 - warm-up and exciting
Leading:
- You answered successfully,
Already, the convolutions were cracking.
Let's give our brain a rest
And let's move a little:
Both hands and feet,
And partly with their heads.
The main thing is to have fun
So that your noses don't weigh!
1st script competition for March 8 - “In Position”
Several men are invited to the stage (or to an open space) - at least 3, no more than 5, 6. They are invited to test themselves in the role of a woman in an “interesting position.” The presenter attaches the large ones with tape balloons competitors at stomach level. Half a box of matches crumbles in front of each person. The players’ task is to collect as many matches as possible from the floor in the allotted time (two to three minutes), not forgetting about their “belly.” God forbid it bursts! The player who has collected more matches is given a chip.
2nd script competition for March 8 - “Wild Beach”
Couples participate in this competition. There can be as many pairs as you like, but, of course, no less than two. The presenter announces that there will now be dancing on the “wild beach”. Players take cardboard hearts according to the number of places they need to cover (men one heart, women three hearts) to “cover intimate parts and not embarrass children on a wild beach.” The presenter turns on the music, it plays for 3 minutes. Couples dance, trying not to lose a single “heart”. To do this, during the dance they need to be as close to each other as possible. The tempo of the music should be fast. Those who drop “hearts” or even just one “heart” are eliminated from the competition. The winning pair or pairs are given chips, one for each partner.
3rd script competition for March 8 - “Banking Operations”
The presenter calls four people, two men and two women, and divides them into pairs. The presenter says to the male players:
- You must open as many banks as possible in one minute, investing one piece of cash in each of them. I will give you the initial capital (gives you banknotes, at least 20 pieces). Banks for your down payments can be any place on your clothes - hide them securely. The player who opens more banks wins. Get ready, let's start!
Music plays for one minute, during which time the men must hide as many bills as possible. The music stops, the presenter counts the remaining money of each man. The one who has fewer bills left wins and receives a chip accordingly.
Leading:
- And now women must withdraw deposits from the accounts of all banks as quickly as possible.
In one minute of music, women must find and take as many bills as possible from their partners. The woman who “withdraws the most money from her accounts” in one minute wins. She is given a chip.
At the end of the competitions, the hosts count the chips from the guests and award prizes for first, second and third places. If your funds for the celebration allow, you can give out incentive prizes to everyone who has at least one chip.
MAOU secondary school No. 67
with in-depth study of individual subjects
Ekaterinburg, Sverdlovsk region.
"Your Majesty, woman"
(teachers for teachers)
Prepared
Pashkova Elena Yurievna,
music teacher and MHC
Ekaterinburg, 2014
The event is prepared by teachers for teachers.
The peculiarity of the event is that the performers do not know who will sing which song, they rehearse separately from each other
We managed to overcome time All that remains is to conquer space. We have been blessed with consistency And in songs, and in friends forever.What a miracle Man is. A person forever that I’m glad to see, And the barriers open up, And time slows down.
And young for a minute And we became stupid again. We were visited by "inspiration, And life, and tears, and love.”
A. Granov
A. Pakhmutova’s song “How Young We Were” is played (sung by an ensemble of school teachers).
We dedicate our meeting today to the most beautiful half of humanity, our lovely women.
There are moments when it doesn't bother you A thunderstorm fatal to our lives. Someone on the shoulders put his hands, Someone will look clearly into your eyes...And instantly everyday life will disappear,
Like falling into a dark abyss without a bottom... And slowly rises over the abyss Silence like a seven-colored arc...And the tune is muffled and young
In the hidden silence it will touch Strings lulled to life A soul as tense as a harp.A. Blok
The song by S. Nikitin “Outside the City” is playedWe can talk endlessly about women: charming, attractive, curvy and thin, tall and petite, pretty and very pretty, loving and beloved... A woman always remains a woman. And she is not indifferent to the attention of others and how she looks.
Thank you for beeing. Because your voice is spring Comes like good news In moments of resentment and doubt. Thanks for your candid opinion: Whatever I ask you for - Yours in me pains hurt, Your strength is accumulating in me. Thank you for beeing. Through all distances and time frames Some hidden currents Suddenly they will remind you again - you are here. You are here on earth. And everywhere I hear your voice and laughter. I enter our friendship like a miracle, And I rejoice at the miracle in front of everyone. Andrey DementyevThe song by Yu. Vizbor “My Darling” is played (performed by all teachers-words on the slide). Talk to me about trifles
Talk to me about eternity
Let him, like a child, in your arms
Flowers born in spring lie. You are so carefree and so sad. Like music, you can forgive everything. You are as carefree as spring And, like spring, you can’t help but be sad.G. Ivanov
Every woman is beautiful in her own way. Beauty...What is it? Are there any classical canons of beauty? There are, but they are very variable. What was beautiful from the point of view of the Greeks did not at all attract the Hindus, and vice versa. IN Ancient India The greatest compliment for a woman was when she was told that she had hips like an elephant. Today, hardly anyone will like such a comparison. In Japan in In the 11th century, it was considered good manners among aristocratic women to paint their teeth black. African women used special tricks to stretch their necks. And the Indians of the Amazon basin pulled back their lower lip excessively.
Ideas about beauty in each historical era turn out to be different. Let's take for example the idea of female beauty. It would seem that it should always be the same, because everyone always liked beautiful women. But it turns out that they are beautiful in different time considered different women:
IN Ancient Greece For example, a woman who was involved in sports, trained, and harmoniously built was considered beautiful.
In the Middle Ages, a woman was considered beautiful if she had a thin body, sunken cheeks from malnutrition, and an elongated oval face.
Some more time will pass, and completely different women will begin to seem beautiful to people: full of health, happy with life, somewhat plump and very down to earth.
When we talk about beauty,
Then we immediately remember the rose. Roses Everywhere: Roses on Canvas And in ringing vases, Both in poetry and in prose. And there is also grass in the world, Which is modest and not colorful, Whose admiring words Unfortunately, we don't give often. There are women to match the grass like this: They do not shine with flashy beauty, But if not for eternal peace, Didn't move them The earth would be empty. Their children are known to the entire planet - Artists, thinkers, poets, And the names of unknown mothers Sometimes they are not sung by us.F. Alieva
The song “Enchanted, Bewitched” sounds (performed with guitar).
Let's go back to history
Before me is a fragment of a letter from Alexandra Muravyova to her husband, the Decembrist Nikita Muravyov, who was in prison:
“My good friend, my angel! You are a criminal, you are guilty. You ask me for forgiveness. I have nothing to forgive you. For almost three years I didn’t live in this world - I was in heaven. Happiness cannot last forever. Don't give in to despair. Don't be afraid for me. I am the happiest of women."
The waltz of E. Doga from the film “My Affectionate and Gentle Beast” sounds
God created woman. This is how she was in the past. Now let's turn to our time. Apparently here the Creator, like a true artist, got carried away... He was carried away from the standard canons of “human realism”. So a woman can now be called a real avant-garde, having absorbed all the modern morals of society: artistry, efficiency, thriftiness, sociability, determination...
The song by A. Zoteev “Morning Women” is played (in the background of the song there is a display of photographs of teachers).
What does woman mean? Someone from smart people said: “A woman is the salt of the earth.” This is probably true. And it is no coincidence that the best novels, paintings, and sculptures are dedicated to women. And take poetry! So much has been written about women! And how it is written! Remember Pushkin?
I remember wonderful moment, You appeared before me, Like a fleeting vision What a genius of pure beauty!Or Lermontov has these lines:
And it slides and floats across the carpet Her captivating leg.I kiss you, bowing your head low,
I am millions of beloved women's hands...Is this really what they write about men? Whatever you say, women play a huge role in our country. A woman dreams about the present, but has to hope for the future. A woman is always beautiful, you just need to see this beauty. A man kneels only when three cases:
To drink from the spring;
To pick flowers for your beloved;
To bow to my mother.
B. Okudzhava’s song “Not tramps, not drunkards” sounds (performed by an ensemble of teachers).
You sing lullaby song and again
You are beautiful, and again splitting the road,
The moonlight illuminated, in the midst of the peace of the night,
The cradle, and the child, and you.
You sing a lullaby clearly and loudly,
And I'm happy: I believe, I believe again,
That they will always lull a child to sleep with song,
The moonlight will shine forever.
Kaisyn Kuliev
The song by A. Morozov “Nosiki - snub noses” sounds (against the background of music - showing photographs of teachers’ children).
Against the background of music by A. Vivaldi the poem sounds:
Oh my shy hero
You cleverly avoided shame.
How long have I been playing the role?
Without leaning on your partner.
To your damned help
I never came running
Among the scenes, among the shadows
You escaped, invisible to the eye.
Our whole role is just my role,
I lost in it brutally.
All our pain is only my pain,
But how much pain, how much, how much...
Bella Akhmadulina
The song by S. Nikitin “To the Music of Vivaldi” is played (performed by an ensemble of teachers).
Any nonsense for your sake
Our ancestors did it easily,
Because of your beautiful eyes
Madness is not uncommon among us.
And I myself sometimes observed
What can happen because of you:
One decided to drown himself,
Another lost his mind.
The judge, no matter how important he is,
Listens to your order;
One hero is even French
I broke my duty because of you.
Ah, women, all our glory
She submits to you...
Oh delicious right
Captivate us and drive us crazy!
Denis Diderot
The song by S. Nikitin “Two Women” is played (performed by an ensemble of teachers).
If you meet a quiet woman,
As if walking in the rustles of sleep,
With a simple heart and a great soul,
Know that it is she!
If you meet a wonderful woman,
A woman who is sensitive, like a string,
Living my difficult life purely,
Know that it is she!
If you see under the note
A name more beautiful than life and spring,
Know that this woman is close to me,
Know that it is she!
Igor Severyanin
It sounds like “A Song about a Good Mood” (music by A. Lepin, lyrics by V. Korostylev from the film “Carnival Night”).
I'm like a butterfly to the fire
I strived so irresistibly
In Love - a magical land,
Where they will call me beloved.
Where any day is incomparable,
Where I would not be afraid of bad weather.
Beautiful country - Love,
After all, only in her can there be happiness.
Andrey Petrov
The text is read by role:
Connected in the ground, intertwined with branches, How painful, honey, how strange, Splitting under the saw. The wound on the heart will not heal, It will spill pure tears, The wound on the heart will not heal, It will spill out like fiery resin. As long as I'm alive, I'll be with you: Soul and blood are inseparable, As long as I'm alive, I'll be with you: Love and death are always together. You will carry with you, my love, You will carry it with you everywhere, You will carry it with you everywhere Native land, sweet home.But if I have nothing to hide with
From incurable pity, But if I have nothing to hide with From the cold and darkness. After parting there will be a meeting, Don't forget me, darling, After parting there will be a meeting. Let's both come back: you and me. But if I disappear into obscurity -The short light of daylight,
But if I disappear into obscurity For the star belt, milky smoke, I will pray for you, Lest I forget earthly paths, I will pray for you, May you return unharmed. He became thoughtless and humble. Shaking in a smoky carriage,He half cried, half slept,
Suddenly it bent into a terrible lurch. When the train is on a slippery slope The wheels were torn off the rails. Superhuman strength In one winepress, crippling everyone, Superhuman strength She threw earthly things off the ground. And didn't hook anyone The promised meeting in the distance, And didn't hook anyone A hand calling in the distance.Don’t part with your loved ones – 3 times
With all your blood, grow into them.
And every time say goodbye forever - 3 times
When you leave for a moment.
Alexander Kochetkov
S. Aznavour's song “Eternal Love” is playing (performed by teachers in Russian).
Dear beautiful women! Smile more often, despite your boring life and thoughts about how to dress tastefully and always be attractive in the face of rising prices for goods. Be more cheerful! After all, there is only one life, and optimism is best medicine from all adversity.
There's a song playing R . Cocciante « Belle » (modified text).
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1.Art. Supplement to the newspaper First September No. 1, 11, 13, 17, 1998.
2. Art No. 3, 18, 24, 2002.
3.Poetry of the Silver Age about love.-M.: EKOMO, 2003.
4. On par with the century T.2. M.: Young Guard, 1969.
Scenario-gatherings on March 8 for a ladies' group.
"Women's Day the Women's Way"
One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we have gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, indeed, on all other days, because our united women's team You can’t just spill water anymore! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”
March the prankster will melt the snow,
Hearts will thaw from winter.
Let's celebrate Women's Day
The way only we can!
A toast is raised to a wonderful occasion and equally wonderful company.
Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!
Song “Today is a holiday for girls” (to the tune of the song “Girls” from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is a girls' holiday,
Today we are on a roll!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Having collected the strength,
Standing aside
They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,
Because today the girls
They want to have a blast!
We'll sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Don't notice men at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing aside
We don't need them now
Because you and I, girls,
On the threshold of a wonderful spring!
Presenter:
Today the sun shines more joyfully,
Anticipating the breath of spring,
And all the beautiful dreams in the world
Today should easily come true!
Let's raise this glass to a new spring! In spring you can always breathe more freely and your heart is happier. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, and good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you look around more carefully, you will notice that the arrival of spring foreshadows many other life changes! There are many funny signs of spring, for example...
Spring signs
Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!
The snow is melting quickly - time for shopping!
Bubbles on puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneezing on the first day of spring means a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally a day or two before, the shops are simply crowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman need? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today we have just such gifts in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
I will have to spend a little time in the role of Santa Claus, despite the fact that winter is already behind...
Please choose!
The presenter brings out a large bag, from which each employee must take out a gift without looking.
The presenter accompanies this process with commentary rhymes (the name of the employee is inserted into the rhyme in a similar form).
"Gifts for beauty"
Curlers
You, Olya, - curlers!
Curl your curls tighter
Yes, get out of the house -
Well, man, wait a minute!
Nailfile
Become a fan of glamor
Manicure-pedicure
Will be able Kate no fuss
With this nail file!
Cotton buds
And for Helens- surprise,
This is the most needed prize:
Not funny at all
Ear sticks!
Mirror
This is a mirror Irisha,
Keep it close, at hand,
So that you with your beauty
I admired it all day long!
Bath salt
Tanechka, let me hand over
The most flavorful salt!
With her you will be a queen,
The king will fall in love with you!
Handkerchief
Natasha with all my heart
I give you a handkerchief!
Cotton,
Important for hygiene!
Washcloth
For you, Alyonushka,
No regrets!
Here's one for the sauna
New washcloth!
Hand cream
It will relieve any pain
This gentle hand cream!
Julia, lubricate your hands furtively,
Life will be just as smooth!
Pumice
The snow will melt on the path,
Will remove Anechka boots!
Don't look at the cold
Rub your heels with pumice!
Belt
This prize is more valuable than others:
You will, Galya, everyone is slimmer!
Comb
Comb out thick braids
Now you can do it without question!
With this brand new comb
Sveta Everyone will be blown away by her hairstyle!
Chocolate
On a merciless diet
We're tired of sitting!
Will Lyuba so gratifying
Eat this chocolate!
Soap
Beauty is great power!
Gets it Valais soap!
Washing with soap is so nice:
Both fresh and fragrant!
Nail polish
Varnish Marina will come in handy
It's easy to transform with it:
With a wave of the hand
Paint your nails!
Threads
Ole- a spool of thread!
Carry them with you, girlfriend,
So that with your beloved boy
You've tied yourself in a knot!
Eyebrow tweezers
To become a style icon,
I need to pinch my eyebrows!
We give Nadya tweezers,
Beware, offenders!
Green tea
You need to drink green tea!
Masha, drink and enjoy,
Stay forever young!
For Lyudmila Expensive -
Vial of iodine,
After all, health is more important
Than any fashion!
Toothbrush
Brushing his teeth Lida clearly
In the mornings and evenings,
And with such a toothbrush
Everything in the world is tough!
Scrunchy
There is no more spectacular hairstyle,
What is a ponytail hairstyle?
And now our Rita
There is a hair tie!
Presenter:
Well, no one was left out? I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the holiday of March 8 we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers...
The sun is shining clearly
On these spring days,
Gives warmth and affection,
Like from mom's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next glass for mothers, may they live and healthy for a long time!
A toast to mothers:
When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. The baby said:
“But I’m so small and don’t know how to walk, how can I survive on earth?”
“A woman will carry you in her arms,” God answered.
- But I don’t know how to eat by myself!
- This woman will feed you.
“But I don’t know how to speak the language of people.” Teach me to explain myself in it!
- You just need to learn one word - “mother”...
Presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests. We spent so long choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we ended up with a whole song!
Song about the boss (to the tune of the children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our boss lady
Even the laziest one will wake up
And no one will hang their nose,
If our (Name Patronymic name) will smile!
Chorus:
And then for sure
The clouds are flying away
And errors in reports are corrected!
From the blue stream
The river begins
And management starts with a smile!
From the smile of our boss lady
It always makes your soul feel better!
Despite vitamin deficiency,
We get to work singing!
You are one of those good people,
Who just by presence alone
Makes every day nice
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
You have many dreams in your soul,
May they come true soon!
Toast.
Presenter(after the toast):
Let happiness and love smile
Long-awaited spring times
Let the sweetest, dearest, most desirable
Surrounds us with care again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on our fragile shoulders... There is one folk wisdom: Men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to do this?
Let's check!
Test joke “Are you independent?”
Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer “yes” or “no”, if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!
At least once in your life...
1) did you drive?
2) did you hammer in a nail?
3) did you give anyone a compliment?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) did you change the car wheel?
6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and finally, do you know what the word “pliers” means?
Now let's decipher the results:
- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least a minimal opportunity to survive in this complex world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;
— who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop a horse and enter a hut!
Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, there is only a grain of joke in every joke... What do we want our “dream men” to be, our knights, princes on a white horse?
Competition "My Prince"
Sheets of paper are pre-attached to the wall. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight, if desired), but certainly on a horse!
Everyone is welcome to participate.
Presenter: Now let's drink to men... They are who they are - not ideal, just like us. And let's mentally send them our greetings and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick mark when kissing you can judge intentions and feelings? Let's check it on napkins! If the print is round, this means a serious, stable relationship. If with the heart - passionate love. “Bow” - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And a square-shaped print means disgust and hidden hostility!
Presenter: Well, we have “washed the bones” of men. It's good that they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present.
Presenter:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth...
Attention lady! On March 8th it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet...
I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen to yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows it’s a difficult undertaking:
She'll break your heart
And proudly walks away!
Mimosa(February)
Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“You only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
Impregnable, like the Bastille!
But among her friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia(April)
Pureblood noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here...
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very beautiful!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is the funniest of all,
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important things:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries?
Has Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric,
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
It's amazing how good they are:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile(October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But don’t mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Will give to help others!
Rose(november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince,
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace,
And Lotus has something to be proud of!
Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! All the flowers in it are so matched to each other that if you replace even one, it won’t be the same at all!..
And once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests of our meeting, we are glad to see you in this cozy room on this warm March day to meet together spring Festival, beauty and women.
If the planet suddenly froze,
I would lie dead and cold,
From a woman's gaze
Warmed with warmth
She would thaw in an instant...
In nature itself the feminine principle
Stronger, perhaps, than all the others.
Nature generously endowed women,
And people put him on a pedestal.
Extol everything about them
Men are happy
According to someone's taste
Up to eye color.
An old man comes out.
Leading: Are you looking for someone?
Old man: Ahh?
Q: Do you see poorly?
S.: Thank you, I’ll wait.
Q: So you are also deaf?
S.: Dashing, dashing, but of course! When Kolchak came, I was just a kid! So my mother told me to hide our stallion in the forest.
V.: What did you want, grandfather?
S.: Girl! And of course, not alone! I remember one time in the haymaking, it was all right!
V.: No need to talk about that!
S.: Herd! There was a big herd! We have 3 cows was: Night, Mike.
Q: What do cows have to do with it?
S.: Healthy, healthy. Only my legs began to fail. But I’m not complaining, thank God. But my grandmother is quite ill. That’s why I came here, I’ll check for myself look at the woman.
V.: Here holiday, grandpa!
S.: Dusya! Come on Dusya! Just so that HERE and HERE there is something to hold on to!
V.: Well, you, grandfather! All the ladies here are serious and married!
S.: So you can’t hold on?
V.: No way!
S.: Well, at least we can congratulate you, since you have holiday?
V.: Well, this is it, please!
Old man:
May you always have clothes and food,
So that you live richly,
How great gentlemen!
So that the forest is full of mushrooms,
And in the village there are men!
So that the girls this year
We caught suitors.
So that women's husbands don't drink,
To be loved more deeply!
And who can no longer help,
I can always help!
GOODBYE, GOOD PEOPLE!
Presenter 2: Expensive women! 8 Martha- it's a special day, it's spring Festival, love and Have a good mood. We congratulate you on this day, we wish you to always be healthy, cheerful, young, beautiful. Let there be as little grief and more grief in your life as possible. happy days! May your every day be sunny! Let the spring mood never leave you! May love always be with you!
Presenter 1: It's time for fun entertainment.
The competition is called "Princess on the Pea"
It is necessary to place chairs without upholstery in a row, according to the number of expected participants (best 3-4). A certain number of round caramels are placed on each stool. For example, on the first stool - 3 candies, on the second - 2, on the third - 4. The top of the stools is covered with opaque plastic bags. The preparations are complete. Those interested are invited. They are seated on stools. The music turns on. And so, while dancing, sitting on a stool, the participants must determine how many candies are under them. The one who does it faster and more correctly will win.
Presenter 2: And now I remember my distant childhood, when March 8th holiday We lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers.
The sun is shining clearly
On these spring days,
Gives warmth and affection,
Like from mom's hand!
When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. Baby said:
But I’m so small and can’t walk, how can I survive on earth?
He will carry you in his arms woman, - answered God.
But I don't know how to feed myself!
This the woman will feed you.
But I don't know how to speak the language of people. Teach me to explain myself in it!
You just need to learn one word - "Mother".
Presenter 1: Lovely women, speaking about mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved Maria Viktorovna! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests.
In all roles you the woman you need
And a wise boss and a loving mother.
We wish you with all our hearts wish:
In the work of achieving all goals,
In a family of prosperity, love,
Well, just human happiness,
Which you deserve beyond words!
Presenter 2: The most familiar, maybe even favorite place in the house women are the kitchen. There the hostess will prepare a delicious lunch and bake delicious pies.
HOSTESS COMPETITION
Each team receives a cook's set consisting of a cap (or scarf, apron. At the opposite end of the room, 2 cups are placed on the tables (one with water and the other empty) and spoons. The task of the players on each team is to put on a cap, tie an apron, run to the table, scoop up water with a spoon and pour it into an empty cup. You will be given 5 minutes to complete this task. The team that pours it into the empty cup wins. more water. (The amount of water poured into a cup during the competition is determined using a measuring cup.)
Test joke “Are you independent?”
Presenter 1: I have a short test for you. Answer "Yes" or "No", if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!
You at least once in your life.
1) did you drive?
2) did you hammer in a nail?
3) did you give anyone a compliment?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) did you change the car wheel?
6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and finally, do you know what the word means? "pliers"?
Now let's decipher results:
For those who don't have any answers "Yes": a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least the minimum ability to survive in this complex world;
Those who answered "Yes" half and less than half questions: still have a chance to become independent and independent;
Those who responded "Yes" by more than half questions: these are real Russians women who will stop the horse and enter the hut!
Presenter 2: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, every joke is only part of the joke. What kind of people do we want to see? "dream men", our knights, princes on a white horse?
Contest "My prince"
Sheets of paper are pre-attached to the wall. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight - optional, but certainly on a horse!
Everyone is welcome to participate.
Presenter 1: Almost everything women are engaged needlework: someone sews, someone knits, someone does embroidery. And the next competition is a competition for needlewomen.
NEEDLEWORK COMPETITION
Each player receives a skein of yarn, which they must wind into a ball. Whoever winds up the entire ball first will win the competition.
A competition is held and the results are summed up.
Presenter 2: Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth.
Attention lady! Eighth On March it is customary to give flowers to women. Yes and women blossom themselves like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet.
I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Listen to yourself (and so on for all months):
Orchid (January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows it's difficult idea:
She'll break your heart
And proudly walks away!
Mimosa (February)
Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl,
"We only live once"- her motto!
Lily (March)
Everybody knows: Lady Lily
Impregnable, like the Bastille!
But among her friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia (April)
Pureblood noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here.
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley (May)
Woman-Lily of the valley is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very beautiful!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell (June)
The bell is the funniest of all,
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important things:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip (July)
From which overseas countries?
Has Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric,
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower (August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation (September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
It's amazing how good they are:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile (October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But don’t mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Will give to help others!
Rose (november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus (December)
Lotus knows how to convince,
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace,
And Lotus has something to be proud of!
Presenter 2: JOKIC LOTTERY!
Participants draw cards and are awarded a prize according to what is written!
1. Thrill seeker (garlic)
2. Lover of soft relationships (soft toy)
3. Dreamer (candle)
4. Lover of cleanliness and order (soap)
5. Loves to sleep alone (book)
6. She likes to think things through (toilet paper)
7. Lover of temptations (apple)
8. Chewer (chewing gum)
9. Lover of celebration (plasticine)
10. Food lover (spice set)
11. Flower lover (fertilizer)
12. Fragrance lover (air freshener)
13. Nail lover (file)
14. A crybaby (onion).
Presenter 1: And again with the female Happy holiday to all of you, dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
With the most heartfelt words,
Full of spring warmth,
Congratulations on the first rays,
WITH a holiday of love and beauty!
Make yourself happy, dream, believe,
Smile wider, like now,
May your heart be at any time of the year
It's feeling like spring here!
