Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Look ahead more cheerfully
There's wealth waiting for you there.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.See you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Will appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
There is delicious food in the house.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If you wear your clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you find it in the bread foreign body, know - this is for luck!
Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions
During the first week after the NG meeting, a pleasant surprise awaits you
Beware of the bald ones
A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better
A sharp turn awaits in life
When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you
Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions,
And then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year...Good luck awaits you in the coming year,
But he doesn’t know whether it will wait, keep this in mind...Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year
And then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky...If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter,
No harmful microbe will ever creep into you...Someone will be lucky again in the coming year
Maybe you or your neighbor should always be prepared...Changes await you in early January,
Prepare for them gradually - don’t waste time...Everything can only be good for such a sunshine
You are moving towards improvement life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. The second half of the evening seems most favorable for light flirting with waiters.
4. Today the recommended dances are waltz, tango and disco. Avoid lambada - the stern look of a close friend can help you with this.
5. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
6. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne??
7. A dress strap carefully removed from a neighbor’s shoulder portends good luck; her husband's sideways glance promises physical ill health.
8. This lunar phase the stars advise you to stay dressed until midnight, despite all your desire to arrange a striptease for that “babe across the street.”
9. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
10. The stars are not located in the best way: the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints will be most susceptible to rhythmic twitching.
11. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
12. Uranus is in the left hemisphere today and advises you to pay attention to the dark-haired Lady. Perhaps this meeting will be fatal for you.
13. From today you are under the protection of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
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This Christmas tree made of sweets and tinsel will fit even on a holiday table!
Do you want the NEW YEAR OF THE SNAKE to be successful for you?
Do you want happiness to always surround you in the COMING YEAR OF THE SNAKE?
Then every family, on New Year's Eve, festive table There must be a very tasty and unusually decorated New Year's salad "SNAKE"! And then the New Year's spirit of the snake will be grateful to you)))
And throughout the year, it will bring you happiness and success!
Preparation of Snake salad:
1. Grate boiled potatoes, eggs and processed cheese on a coarse grater.
2. Finely chop the pink salmon, pass the garlic through a garlic press.
3. Add mayonnaise and mix well.
And now the creativity begins!
1. Shape the salad into a snake and garnish with thinly sliced cucumber scales.
2. Create a unique pattern using olives and carrot pieces.
IN New Year's Eve we write wishes
On leaves and put them in a beautiful bag,
Let everyone pull out a joke for themselves
Prediction for next year!
Good luck to you in everything!
Bucks, a jeep, and also a dacha!
But beware of diseases
Play sports more often!
I know for sure, this year
You will be lucky with love!
May you be lucky in the rest -
Don't climb into the gap!
And a good year for you!
Will bring a lot of happiness!
Just take care of your nerves
And don't go to the left!
And this is the forecast for you:
Keep your nose up!
If they offend you -
Don't forget to give back!
Believe me! This year is for you
Brings a lot of new things
But don't go out at night,
Visit the bathhouse more often!
It is very important for you to remember -
Avoid overload!!!
So that all your finances
Don't give it away for medicine.
I see that happiness will come to you,
Success awaits you everywhere!
But don't drink without orders
More than two bottles at once!
You, my friend, be more fun,
Do not spare effort in your work!
Sleep more, read newspapers,
Drink beer and chew cutlets!
A big shock awaits you:
Vodka, beer, songs, dance.
Fun awaits, a lot of jokes
And...not the nearest road.
In general, you won’t be lost!
You will live in happiness and peace.
There will be love and affection
Yes, not life, but just a fairy tale!
I'll tell you, beauty
You'll be lucky, of course!
In a month or two
Will be met by a dear friend.
If you don't be lazy -
You can achieve a lot!
Your health will be fine,
A very cute gift is waiting for you!
Stay out of debt -
Eat less pies!
You will shine with your beauty,
In general, have fun!
Do you dream about
To make more money.
Start it quickly
Thicker wallet!
You, friend, this year
You will avoid any hassle!
And a friend will come to you to ask for forgiveness.
Bring out generous treats from the cellars!
A journey awaits you
And a plane ticket
Sea, palm trees and romance
If this is not a scam!
You will have a great time meeting the new day -
You will provide the family with rice!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU!!!
Ways to diversify New Year's celebration there are a huge variety. You can entertain yourself not only by watching “Blue Light” or even participating in it, but also in other ways. One of the little-used but potentially fun methods is predictions. Moreover, they can be different, even prophecies in the form of careless impromptu are relevant, although it is better to know in advance the comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in order to become the original “highlight” of the holiday program.
Classification of humorous prophecies and types of funny fortune telling
In fact, you can combine all the predictions into one common pile, but then it is impossible to even approximately guess the option, especially when it comes to the topic of the prophecy. It’s unlikely that you can continue to joke about finances if someone pulls out something about love. You can connect money and relationships in a fun way, but it will be difficult to return to the previous topic.
In total, there are several most pressing topics:
- Love relationships and family.
- Well-being, relaxation and health.
- Financial sector and working relationships.
No one forbids mixing all types when engaging in general playful divination. It’s just that certain types of “fortune telling” can still be played out somehow. These could be balloons with a fortune inside, a special fortune-telling box, a magic hat or a prophetic vase. Any of these types can be played at the desired angle by making comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in a style suitable for each specific party.
There is also a special type of predictions. These are “fortune-telling” cookies, so popular in European countries. It has also caught on here, and both children and adults like this type of entertainment. This type of prediction is worth highlighting in separate species. But it’s not possible to put a long prediction in cookies, so they contain only short and not always rhyming phrases. Moreover, for cookies you can also use short versions of prophecies selected according to different topics, because baking for such fortune-telling is most often done in general, and not by type.
About love and friends, family and children
Fortune telling on such topics concerns not only family people with the presence of kids or just couples in love. They are suitable for single people, and also affect relationships with friends, although each person is free to choose the text for predictions in this group at his own discretion.
Prophecies in short verses
Your vulgar desire is not worthy of prediction!
Your love will not grunt, but only meow tenderly!
Your affectionate children will be better than all the miracles in the world!
The year will pass especially brightly, the novels will make you hot!
There will be a couple of bad times, but a friend’s help will help!
Don't invite your friends to drink! The girls still have to give birth!
If you are a father or mother, there will be grace for the children!
In the Year of the Pig, you will safely plunge into a sea of affection!
Your love languor will become lucky!
Even if you live with your spouse, don’t forget your single friend!
Playful predictions in prose
You don't have to be Vanga to predict for you fun party with friends!
Stop drinking and whining! There will be love for you, there will be!
This year of the Pig you won't have to live with the Pig!
It's hard to predict the presence of good friends in the Year of the Pig!
It’s clear children, it’s clear that there is a family! We'll have to spend more time on ourselves this year!
If you want to avoid problems with your friends, don't act like a pig! Even like a guinea pig!
Great gatherings with friends and family await you. And if the circle is small, then you will feel good and pleasant sitting in it!
Someone will find a new love, and someone will be delighted with the old one!
He hits - it means he loves, the dear ones scold - they just amuse themselves. Such high love in the bathhouse. In the Year of the Good Pig, relationships will be bright and tender!
This spring you should not miss a good chance - as a true family animal, the Pig will give those in a couple the opportunity to find harmony in relationships, as well as find love for single people.
About work, career and finances
In “fortune telling” of this type, we can talk not only about hired work and money. Here you can “predict the future” in relation to own business or the economic situation in general, as well as about lottery winnings, inheritance or about colleagues, superiors and subordinates.
Rhyming prophecies
Good luck will come in February - the dacha remains unrobbed!
No problem, guys, everyone will increase our salaries!
Don't quit your job, friend, there are a lot of unemployed people around!
One foot, one foot two, my head started spinning! But not everyone will have this; success awaits you in your career!
If you don't need a million from a pig, make some broth!
You work until you sweat and then your work will bring you money!
Can you give me your business? So don't yawn! Calculate everything and dare, strengthen and develop.
Yes, the Pig is not greedy at all, she just doesn’t like laziness! That's how you work, that's how the money will come.
Don’t turn your nose up too much - it’s waiting for you career!
All your colleagues will be like family to you! They will support you, help you, and clear the way for you to get to the boss!
Playful predictions in prose
Just don’t say that you don’t need them! Of course you will have them, you will! No matter how hard you try, you'll get money.
By mastering the skills of the Chinese dummy, you can pump up your neck, but your wallet won’t swell. Learn to be first everywhere, and there will be more money.
Did you plant a tree? Built a house? In general, as you drown, so will you burst!
The pig is soft and round, so it can help get around all the sharp corners at work, it is only important to notice them in time.
Don’t believe bad horoscopes - if you want it, there will be money, a career, and recognition!
In the Year of the Pig, people can approach work in the most piggish way. Remember this and keep your finger on the pulse, then you will win.
Remember that high post requires dedication to work. So you have to decide - you need to be a cool dude or you just want more money!
The wolf's legs feed him, and if he is still actively working in January, then he looks good compared to everyone else, which gives reason for a bonus!
Business trips, business trips, conferences and all that are necessary and sometimes useful. Just don’t forget to sometimes take a break from righteous labors!
Although now is not the year of the Horse, it is better to plow like a horse for big income. Then the Pig will not screw you over!
About health, relaxation and well-being
This type of prophecy is aimed not only at general state health and weekend get-togethers. We are talking about positive procedures, and about the mood, and about a long vacation with family or alone. Also, humorous prophecies can recommend something really good for health, so you should not be offended by them, but use them as a guide to action.
Prophecies in verse
If you haven't drunk vodka, you'll be fresh and full of energy!
To get a great figure you will have to remember physical education!
You need to rest more and not drink too much!
To preserve greater strength, eat nettles instead of lard!
To feel great, go to bed with a clear head!
If you don’t drink on New Year’s Day, you can save your health!
Stop eating, drink well! Why don’t you take care of your health?
20 kilometers will help you lose a couple of centimeters!
To live without headaches, don’t drink a lot of alcohol!
To live your life smoothly, do exercises in the morning.
Forecasts for the future in prose
Even if you don’t get too drunk in the Year of the Pig, the beginning of January will reward you with good health.
Sometimes you just need to lie in the barn to eat your sides. And in order not to eat them, you need to move more.
In the Year of the Pig, boar health awaits you!
Why think about the future, you need to feel it as yours strong body. Don’t overload your brain, let it rest.
You don't have to believe that fat people kind - such a body cannot have a healthy spirit!
Healthy lifestyle and all that, well, don’t be a bore! Drink already!
Good health is given to withstand alcohol and food excesses.
On a holiday night you must also observe drinking regime. You need to drink, although on New Year's Day we are not talking about water.
Remember! Cold shower useful not only in early January, but throughout the whole year!
Health needs to be protected from a young age, so you need to drink vodka to preserve your body in alcohol for long-term storage!
Fortune Cookies
The procedure for making such cookies is simple - take classic shortbread dough as a basis, add flour to it until it becomes dense and let it rest for an hour. After this, they roll out thinly, cut out circles like dumplings and put a leaf with text in each of them. Next, carefully fold the circle, trying to seal the edges loosely, and then bake it in the oven. The text of the predictions itself can be anything, although ideally short.
Forecasts for the future in verse
Stop eating everything - sweets are poison for you!
According to forecasts, on New Year's Day everyone will put salads in their mouths!
Don't eat me when you're wondering - then you won't gain weight!
Pig is happy for you, maybe you will find a treasure!
At work, so that you behave like a boss, and not an ass!
In this swine season, obedience will attack your children!
You have to work until you drop!
At work - grace, it will be quiet and even smooth!
Don’t forget about love - pour more for your neighbor.
Protect your belly, don’t go heavy on the salad!
Cookie Phrases in Prose
Pig Meteorological Center promises cloudless romantic relationship during the year!
Do you want to live more fun? Just smile!
The main thing is to believe that everything will be fine. Then this is exactly what will happen.
fight with bad mood- life will definitely become easier!
In the Year of the Pig, there will be love for everyone and all that, and you will also get a lot of money!
Many people hope for love and happiness. So now is the time - everything will be!
It is difficult to promise rapid career growth, although promotion will not cost you like a pig!
To remember January, drink more tea and juice on New Year's Eve. Avoid water, vodka may be mixed into it!
Even if you are an athlete, I predict a missed workout on the first of January!
Various forms of comic predictions for the New Year 2019 are not some kind of fresh idea. The tradition has been known for a long time, although it is not so widespread, but still it has lost its relevance. This happens because such humorous prophecies lift the spirits and add a touch of excitement to the holiday. You just need to choose the form of forecasts for the future in advance in order to enjoy the most original and interesting predictions on New Year’s Eve.
Tell me, are the gypsy's funny predictions?
- I know for sure that in the spring all the gypsies sell their fur coats....)))
- Comic predictions of the gypsy
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull look
The wife will be sad and say:
The wolf and the seven Young goatsYour life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets. ,
Then drink it with vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Look ahead more cheerfully
There's wealth waiting for you there.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.See you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Will appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
There is delicious food in the house.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If you wear your clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car. .
- you helped me so much, thank you, there is a skit at our school, here we are in 4th grade, we are going to do an autumn holiday and I am a gypsy there
Gypsy 1: Happy New Year, Chavelles!
Gypsy 2: Happy New Year, ravellas!
Gypsy 2: (to the young man) Oh, you’re young, blue-eyed, why are you looking around? I see: fell in love? You will get married in the new year. Of course, if the girl doesn't refuse.
Gypsy 2: (to the girl) And you, my dear, have to wait another 2 years. Lavane-nane and life nane. Gild your pen!
Gypsy 1: We'll tell you everything, we'll show you everything (who gives the coin).
Gypsy 2: Thank you, darling (to the viewer) If you want to know which month in the new year will be lucky for you, roll a coin. The coin is copper, the gypsy is harmful. He doesn’t say everything at once, he doesn’t reveal secrets, be patient a little.
Gypsy 1: There are days in a year, like in a herd of horses. Sometimes it’s a rainy day, sometimes it’s a white day, but there’s only one happy one. (to the viewer) show me the money. The money is round, the gypsy is dark-skinned, if you add more, I’ll tell you everything.
Gypsy 2: They gave you a penny, you'll get a ruble. Come on, falcons, who were born in December, January, February, stand up. Wow, how many of you are there! Look at each other, remember. And sing along to the winter song (song about winter).
Gypsy 1: And who bakes a birthday cake in March, April, May? Stand up, smile at each other, wave and sing a spring song (song about spring).
Gypsy 2: And who do they sing loaf of bread in June, July, August? Please, a summer song sounds for you (sing a summer song)
Gypsy 1: My diamond ones, diamond ones, only the autumn ones remain. Whose ears get pulled in September, October, November? (song about autumn) Thank you, sit down.
Gypsy 2: And now everything in a row: winter, spring, summer, autumn.
Gypsy 1: Whose camp turns out to be the most fun and friendly will win. Well, my pearls, yachts, victory for... (announces)
Gypsy 2: No wonder, they are more fun, there are more of them, stand up, we will admire you again.
Gypsy 1: Tell me, precious ones, which of you is the most precious? Who has more gold and silver on their fingers, on their ears, and on their navels? (We are looking for the most precious one and it comes out).
Gypsy 2: A colored skirt is for a gypsy what a beard is for Santa Claus, and, come on, chavella-ravella, in anyone’s clothes more colors? Here, my dear, you have both green and blue, so don’t get lost, go on stage.
Gypsy 1: Strive for those who made everyone happy with their appearance, it’s a big year, the road is long. On the road, they guess by their hair, who has the longest? The road fell on the stage to go.
Gypsy 2: Well, my diamonds feed the wolf’s legs, and the gypsy’s cards. Whoever pulls out which card performs this or that number.
(tasks are glued to the cards)
